Post: Ascension Mystery man glitch *Complete Death Machine Theary*
02-13-2011, 02:29 PM #1
Mudkip
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As you guys may know, no one knows what to do with the death machines, but with the recent lunar lander glitch (get out of the map onto of the buildings) well if you go on top of the building next to the sickle (from the sickle lander to the phd flopper) and you climb down on the right of the stairs, you get to the ledge above the steel stairs, well, if you go through there as if your going to speed cola, there is a door there, well if you look at the door you can open it and it likes like its just going no where, well if you get to above the ledge it says you can open a door for 1500 points, as it shows in the picture I'm going to show you, anyway, if you open it, the door slides to the other side of the wall, there are 2 theories in what I'm saying, either you open the door after you've done the seven nodes and it could lead to something, or you shoot the door with the DM, some one opens it, then you shoot the wall where it was, this could do something but i haven't had the chance to do it, someone please try and tell me if they get any results? you'll understand what and where I'm talking about if you look at the picture below, thanks!!

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04-12-2011, 05:09 AM #38
I don't get why everyone wants to get the DM and shoot something and expect something to happen, idk i never seen or done the 'nodes' or whatever, but i don't see what's so special about this lol :/
04-12-2011, 09:39 PM #39
TryCatchMe
Like A Boss
never seen that before
but i suppose its un-do-able now coz the lunar lander glitch is patched :cry:
thats the only reason i played zombies Smile
04-12-2011, 09:40 PM #40
Mudkip
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Originally posted by TryCatchMe View Post
never seen that before
but i suppose its un-do-able now coz the lunar lander glitch is patched :cry:
thats the only reason i played zombies Smile


yeah same :(

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04-18-2011, 03:12 PM #41
Alrite so I tried doin the death machines during monkey round n found nothin new . But I do hav a new theory . B4 I post it tho has any1 noticed the glowing symbols at each lander . Ther are 3 at phlopper , the starting room , and speed cola landers. However there are 4 at the junkyard. Ilookdthem up n believe they part of the Russian alphabet . If som1 wants look them up as well let me kno if yal agree . Also ihave heard a few dumped goin around about how wen treyarch patched up a few glitches on ascension they supposedly add to the mysteryman Easter egg . I'm not saying This is true but i will say that as hard as I try I can not remember these symbols being there wen I first started playing ascension . Again if anybody can agree to or confirm this let me kno . Also my player tag is for ps3 not xbox n the only reason I'm on this xbox thread is because I could not find it for ps3 at the tym , I'm lettn yal kno this so if any1 down to test the theory I hav rite now or any future theories wit me my playertag for ps3 is saint9285 . If any1 interested send me a friend request wit a message sayin u down to test these theories .

N I'm goin to post my theory up wen som1 replys to this post

---------- Post added at 11:12 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:03 AM ----------

Meant to say heard rumors not dumped . The fukn iPod b tryna correct ma shyt wen I b postin
05-11-2011, 03:01 PM #42
Originally posted by Saint
Alrite so I tried doin the death machines during monkey round n found nothin new . But I do hav a new theory . B4 I post it tho has any1 noticed the glowing symbols at each lander . Ther are 3 at phlopper , the starting room , and speed cola landers. However there are 4 at the junkyard. Ilookdthem up n believe they part of the Russian alphabet . If som1 wants look them up as well let me kno if yal agree . Also ihave heard a few dumped goin around about how wen treyarch patched up a few glitches on ascension they supposedly add to the mysteryman Easter egg . I'm not saying This is true but i will say that as hard as I try I can not remember these symbols being there wen I first started playing ascension . Again if anybody can agree to or confirm this let me kno . Also my player tag is for ps3 not xbox n the only reason I'm on this xbox thread is because I could not find it for ps3 at the tym , I'm lettn yal kno this so if any1 down to test the theory I hav rite now or any future theories wit me my playertag for ps3 is saint9285 . If any1 interested send me a friend request wit a message sayin u down to test these theories .

N I'm goin to post my theory up wen som1 replys to this post

---------- Post added at 11:12 AM ---------- Previous post was at 11:03 AM ----------

Meant to say heard rumors not dumped . The fukn iPod b tryna correct ma shyt wen I b postin


this is great i've wondered but never found some one who has translated it i would love to see ur theory though gimme a link
05-11-2011, 08:56 PM #43
why would they want you to glitch out of the map to buy a door???

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05-14-2011, 11:27 AM #44
Originally posted by tlance View Post
why would they want you to glitch out of the map to buy a door???


Cuz thats funny :black:

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