Post: ***Very Easy*** Text + Video Tutorial - Ascension - Get All 5 Perks
03-09-2011, 03:40 AM #1
Sanjjj
Pokemon Trainer
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is more of a trick than a glitch .. it is common sense, but alot of people don't know about this, so I hope this helps ...

Credit
Sanjjj - Figuring out this trick and recording it
AdaM-IzZ-HeRe - Helping me record this trick

***Video Tutorial*** (Watch in 1080p =D)


***Text Tutorial***
1. Go through first few rounds without buying a perk.

2. Open all doors which lead to Juggernog & Stammin-up.

3. Once you get 7000points leave a crawler at the end of the round.

4. Turn the power on, buy ONLY Juggernog.

5. Kill crawlers, monkey round should follow straight after.

6. Stop them from touching Juggernog machine, BUT dont kill last monkey.

7. Get it to follow you around the map as you buy PHD Flopper, Stammin-Up & Quick Revive.

8. Kill the last monkey, you should get the 5th perk (Speed Cola, which is the most expensive) free.

9. YOU HAVE 5 PERKS .. VERY EASILY =D


ENJOY! =D .. I hope this helps <3

Sanjjj x
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03-09-2011, 07:26 AM #11
Stealth_Tek
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Originally posted by xSynchroniized
oh yea i knew that i just randomly threw it and it sucked them up i was like (=D) lol thanks for the tip tho :y:


No problem. You wanna hit that Thanks button, Mr.10k rep? Lol just kidding :x
03-09-2011, 07:37 AM #12
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Originally posted by x View Post
No problem. You wanna hit that Thanks button, Mr.10k rep? Lol just kidding :x


lol i gave you my rep power :y:
03-09-2011, 01:50 PM #13
Sanjjj
Pokemon Trainer
Originally posted by Nocternal420 View Post
Monkey's will drop all 5 perk's you know that right lol..


They will only drop all 5 perks after 5 monkey rounds, which would take long, and you would also have to make sure they dont touch a perk machine in the process .. for 1 player, 2 player or even a 3 player team, this would be verry difficult to accomplish .. that's why I have made this tutorial.

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Originally posted by thephiltrain View Post
Or don't open the doors to Juggernog and get that free. then next time they can't steal it.:hitman:


This is true, but for a 1,2 or 3 player team it will be difficult to stop the monkey's from touching the 4 perk machines, thats why I have made this guide.

Also, you have to be lucky for the monkey's to give you AND all your friends Juggernog the first time, so if they don't get Juggernog in the first round of monkeys they will be screwed =|.

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Originally posted by xSynchroniized
you can't have 5 perks.. only 4


Watch the end of my video .. I have 5 perks .. I used to think the same as you too.
03-09-2011, 02:41 PM #14
Assassin
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Originally posted by Sanjjj View Post
This is more of a trick than a glitch .. it is common sense, but alot of people don't know about this, so I hope this helps ...

Credit
Sanjjj - Figuring out this trick and recording it
AdaM-IzZ-HeRe - Helping me record this trick

***Video Tutorial*** (Watch in 1080p =D)
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***Text Tutorial***
1. Go through first few rounds without buying a perk.

2. Open all doors which lead to Juggernog & Stammin-up.

3. Once you get 7000points leave a crawler at the end of the round.

4. Turn the power on, buy ONLY Juggernog.

5. Kill crawlers, monkey round should follow straight after.

6. Stop them from touching Juggernog machine, BUT dont kill last monkey.

7. Get it to follow you around the map as you buy PHD Flopper, Stammin-Up & Quick Revive.

8. Kill the last monkey, you should get the 5th perk (Speed Cola, which is the most expensive) free.

9. YOU HAVE 5 PERKS .. VERY EASILY =D


ENJOY! =D .. I hope this helps <3

Sanjjj x


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03-09-2011, 09:56 PM #15
Stealth_Tek
At least I can fight
Originally posted by xSynchroniized
lol i gave you my rep power :y:


Holy **** it went up almost by 100 Eek? Thank you, made my day Happy
03-10-2011, 02:10 AM #16
Originally posted by x View Post
Nah, you gotta leave a perk unbought. Perhaps quick revive, and then each guard one = 4 perks guarded. Most people fail to prevent them from attacking though *cough* my friends. Lol but I don't blame them, you really need Ray Gun or Thundergun to stop them. Higher rounds with non upgraded weapons = many rounds into them before they die :(

Oh yeah just a little tip: if you have Gersch or Matryoshka Dolls, throw them! Most people think Gersch Device doesn't work on the monkeys. I throw them from time to time, not one by one after another :p


Another tip: Sickle is one shot for monkeys for the whole entire game! :p
03-10-2011, 02:36 AM #17
Stealth_Tek
At least I can fight
Originally posted by usa1gamer1 View Post
Another tip: Sickle is one shot for monkeys for the whole entire game! :p


No.. It takes multiple hits in higher rounds..
03-10-2011, 05:04 AM #18
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Originally posted by Sanjjj View Post
They will only drop all 5 perks after 5 monkey rounds, which would take long, and you would also have to make sure they dont touch a perk machine in the process .. for 1 player, 2 player or even a 3 player team, this would be verry difficult to accomplish .. that's why I have made this tutorial.

---------- Post added at 01:47 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:44 PM ----------



This is true, but for a 1,2 or 3 player team it will be difficult to stop the monkey's from touching the 4 perk machines, thats why I have made this guide.

Also, you have to be lucky for the monkey's to give you AND all your friends Juggernog the first time, so if they don't get Juggernog in the first round of monkeys they will be screwed =|.

---------- Post added at 01:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:47 PM ----------



Watch the end of my video .. I have 5 perks .. I used to think the same as you too.


yea i got how it works now

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Originally posted by x View Post
Holy **** it went up almost by 100 Eek? Thank you, made my day Happy


lol it was 110+ actually :p
03-10-2011, 07:00 AM #19
You have to make sure no monkey's even touch the perk, if they touch any of the perk's they won't drop another perk, if that make's any sense lol.

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