Post: Under Ascension Tutorial (UNPATCHED)
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03-09-2011, 10:32 PM
#1
MrShalemari
Do a barrel roll!
Here's the tutorial:
1. Go to the lander near the PHD Flopper
2. Buy the PHD Flopper perk (no falling damage when jumping from the lander)
3. Go to the lander, look for a crack adjacent to the lander, on the opposing side of the perk machine. There are 3 screws to the right of the crack, look between screw 2 and 3.
4. Walk up to the lander control pad, buy it and walk back while holding [ ].
5. when the railing goes up, walk up to the lander, DO NOT JUMP OR IT WILL PUSH YOU OFF.
6. When you are in the air, jump off to the closest building to the lander.
7. Then You will see the ground (dirt, not concrete, ) on the other side of the wall. Jump into it and you fall under the map.
8. (This is a Theory) If you walk towards the rocket under the map.. You can see a secret room that gives you a wonderwaffe (NOT PROVEN) and this not the PAP room, it is totally different.
Hope this tutorial helped you out... If you want to join my glitch team and find glitches in various maps, add Mr__Shalemari ... and message saying glitch team or i am not going to add you....
BTW. DO NOT FLAME, I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO HELP, If you say, this is gay or something stupid, you are automatically a fag and cannot read...
THANK YOU
:black:
Edit 1: the wonderwaffe theory came from my friend, so dont flame, wakka flocka
EDIT 2: Don't be afraid to +rep, so I have the courage to post more glitches for you all...
03-09-2011, 10:34 PM
#2
Fire.
Im a fed.
Originally posted by MrShalemari
Ok guy's, here is another glitch....
Here's the tutorial:
1. Go to the lander near the PHD Flopper
2. Buy the PHD Flopper perk (no falling damage when jumping from the lander)
3. Go to the lander, look for a crack adjacent to the lander, on the opposing side of the perk machine. There are 3 screws to the right of the crack, look between screw 2 and 3.
4. Walk up to the lander control pad, buy it and walk back while holding [ ].
5. when the railing goes up, walk up to the lander, DO NOT JUMP OR IT WILL PUSH YOU OFF.
6. When you are in the air, jump off to the closest building to the lander.
7. Then You will see the ground (dirt, not concrete, ) on the other side of the wall. Jump into it and you fall under the map.
8. (This is a Theory) If you walk towards the rocket under the map.. You can see a secret room that gives you a wonderwaffe (NOT PROVEN) and this not the PAP room, it is totally different.
Hope this tutorial helped you out... If you want to join my glitch team and find glitches in various maps, add Mr__Shalemari ... and message saying glitch team or i am not going to add you....
BTW. DO NOT FLAME, I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO HELP, If you say, this is gay or something stupid, you are automatically a fag and cannot read...
THANK YOU
:black:
Edit 1: the wonderwaffe theory came from my friend, so dont flame, wakka flocka
Here's the tutorial:
1. Go to the lander near the PHD Flopper
2. Buy the PHD Flopper perk (no falling damage when jumping from the lander)
3. Go to the lander, look for a crack adjacent to the lander, on the opposing side of the perk machine. There are 3 screws to the right of the crack, look between screw 2 and 3.
4. Walk up to the lander control pad, buy it and walk back while holding [ ].
5. when the railing goes up, walk up to the lander, DO NOT JUMP OR IT WILL PUSH YOU OFF.
6. When you are in the air, jump off to the closest building to the lander.
7. Then You will see the ground (dirt, not concrete, ) on the other side of the wall. Jump into it and you fall under the map.
8. (This is a Theory) If you walk towards the rocket under the map.. You can see a secret room that gives you a wonderwaffe (NOT PROVEN) and this not the PAP room, it is totally different.
Hope this tutorial helped you out... If you want to join my glitch team and find glitches in various maps, add Mr__Shalemari ... and message saying glitch team or i am not going to add you....
BTW. DO NOT FLAME, I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO HELP, If you say, this is gay or something stupid, you are automatically a fag and cannot read...
THANK YOU
:black:
Edit 1: the wonderwaffe theory came from my friend, so dont flame, wakka flocka
O lol just saw the edit telling the wonderwaffl stupid friend not u :y:
03-09-2011, 10:37 PM
#3
MrShalemari
Do a barrel roll!
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03-11-2011, 01:27 PM
#5
lDaNG3Rl
Grunt
Originally posted by iGamerXx
Nice but I cant seem to get on the stupid ass lander >
, I tried to so many times and watched plenty of videos with explanations , but i still cant. Anyone help?
, I tried to so many times and watched plenty of videos with explanations , but i still cant. Anyone help?
YOu see these 3 red rockets under the lander?
try to stay were close to them. At the wall side where u buy grenades
pretty easy
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