Post: My Kassimir Mechanism Theory
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03-16-2011, 05:03 AM
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JDP MODZz
Keeper
HINTS
Seeing many posts with great ideas makes me happy!
BTW: The PPSH is in this level. The Reaper i reffer to is the updraged PPSH 51!
But when i see something and have to think if they are possible
When you do the Nodes you do the rest it when u do node 7. Dont do the Death Machines. Dont use the perk stuff eather. Monkeys are important. I got this from heart and Sparticus so they get credit.
Steps. After Death Machines!
You can't do the Nodes backwards. You cant start with the Death Machines and go backwards because there is no orb to get the death machines. Understand?
Edit: The Pack a Punch machine just stopped? He said powering down and the perks lights went off and the Pack a Punch stopped? Then i went back to phd flopper and there was another generator???? It wasnt blinking but it had like a electrical current around it!
But the true thing is that dempsey say's we need to get back to where we came from.
But when i went over to the 1st lander and someone went to the escape pod: The glowing device with 4 lights.
Yes it is a russian escape capsule. it seems to be involved with an escape. anyway i was at the 1st lunar lander and someone was at the device at the back.
He hit x and i used the lander and dempsey said i can see the light but its too far away.
I also used hitsam and hyena and a qoute by Richtofen involved fluffy and and hitsam make's Richtofen say some interesting qoutes about her death.
EDIT: The main room has a significant importance according to demspsey. When i hit x on the escape pod dempsey said, "This one is broken lets go back to the one we used when we got here!". You need to get all 8 lights on, it is very difficult but we will do this!
Edit: When you look at the spotlights while using the landers they start to spark alot. Maybe this will give "MORE POWER" idk please make more breakthroughs.
Edit: I did hyena and when i used the box nickolia said "Wheres the reaper" which is the upgraded PPSH from WaW. OMG
SPARTICUS Wrote:: You are very warm. The main room does play a part as well as activating all the lights on the device. I will give you a cool fact since I like how far you've gotten.
The reaper is a gun you get at the end. When I say end I don't mean the end of zombies.
I mean when you finish the easter egg hunt[/size]
BOPxKush wrote:
RIDDLE(from SPARTACUS): A monkey realeses power (ENERGY) when shot and killed. What does a ********* need to turn on?
9 letter word that would need energy to turn on? Generator? Escape pod?Batteries?Richtofen?Spacesuit?
Lets try
EDIT: yes the ppsh must be availible. after i did the orb thing and varius other task i was niikolia and i used the box. it landed on the hk. he then sayd aww wheres the reaper?
EDIT: waluigi has uncovered devistating eveidence. richtofen is a key importance. the chained up door behind quick rvive is also important in the spawn room (notice the big spinning thing has a sign on it he said!)
The door behind the quick revive room is chained shut (can be opened but dont need phd flooper)!
WALUIGI:
The character in the SPACESUIT IS HELPFUL/NEEDED : more to come from him and sparta! LUGI:EXPLODING THE ROCKET IS NOT NEEDED!
EDIT: WALUIGI:HITSAM and HYENA will help out in the long run
also after spell luna after but listen to what your characters say when you collect HITSAM and HYENA.
also YOU WILL NEED TO REMEMBER WHAT YOUR CHARACTER SAYS WHEN YUO GET HITSAM and HYENA!
EDIT: waluigi"Ok guys we got extremely close and YES YOU CAN GET PAST THE PART with the orb without getting the deathmachine!
Its all about the right amount of power!
too much =fail and get death machines
too less= dude sayin you need more
You will need Upgraded Raygun(3 bullets), Upgraded Thundergun(2 bullets), Upgraded Crossbow(3 bullets), dolls(all 3), and gersh device!
Throw gersh device then throw another out by stamin up then use the required stuff on first gersh device on the orb then have some one pnh dive into the other gersh device!
SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN IF DID RIGHT AND NO NOT THE DEATH MACHINE! Sparticus got off for the night after we died so yeaa we will inform yall tomorrow.
N those that say sparticuz AHAHAHA DUMB*** here is your proof to the next step
Step 1: secure the keys
step 2:ascend from darkness
step 3rain fire
step 4:unleash the horde
Step 5: skewer the winged beast
step 6:weild a fist of iron
step 7: raise hell
step 8: freedom.
those all are steps in this easter egg . skewer the winged beast= blow up rocket. asend from darkness= computer idk if you guys can fgure more out but plz do !
EDIT:another 8th node:Buy PhD Flopper. Everyone must have it. Now, somebody must use a Gersch Device. Everybody dive from a high point into the Black Hole. You will be transported back to the main room The chained up door next to Quick Revive will be available for 1250. Inside is a gauge on a pad with several buttons. Next to it will be an inaccsessable door, blocked by a table. On the table is another Matryshka(?) Doll. The face is painted over in black. When you get to the gauge, you can press X. It says "Press X to lower security gauge". After doing that, an alarm will sound. The Mystery Man will say, "Good! You tuned off the security restrictions. I can get out of here!"
What i think is look up in the centrifuge room there are 12 lights on top that are out and there are 12 batteries i think there is a way to power them up with the monkies and batteries somehow the way i found this is look at the sign on the spinning thing the rocket is pointing up and we know we have to power something up right? soooooo y dnt we try this we should at least give it a shot 00 yea btw look up element 115 hitsam and hyena im sure we can figure something out right:y:[/COLOR]
Edit: I found some really good stuff 2day look at this quote made by Sparticus...
Make sure it's a monkey round. Have only the stamin up perk and then when the monkeys come down yourself so they start attacking you and not the perk machine. Then Lead them into the area where the orb is. Throw out a black hole on the glowing light and then have the hole suck up the monkeys. They should explode giving it energy. Jump in it.
Bam. There you go.
and...
Note when the monkeys are being sucked into the teleport you must shoot them in order to release their energy.
It gives the right amount of energy. Jump in the hole.
and also... now tht i think of it remember the pair of keys in the lander caller keyhole with a monkey bomb pic on it? welllll....
Step 1: secure the keys: Lander Caller or get on lander
step 2:ascend from darkness: fly on the lander
step 3rain fire: kill zombies in the air or throw grenades
step 4:unleash the horde
?) Step 5: skewer the winged beast
?) step 6:weild a fist of iron
?) step 7: raise hell(?)
step 8: freedom.(?)
it might not be much but remember on the video on the post i made about the landers the guy sed tht theres a secret tht involves the landers to hear when he sed tht fast foward to 2:20
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and also in Ascension, the landers are labeled Б (B), Д (D), Ф (F), which is weird bcuz sparky batteries are spelld SPДRKY!?
and on all 3 lunar lander callers, there are keys slotted into the machine. If one looks closely. They can see a picture of the Monkey Bomb's face on the key chain, which is strange, as there are no monkey bombs on this map.
I found something weird 2day i was walking out the pwer room where the box 1st spawns and as i was walking out the door to go back down stairs on the side where the stakeout is, i lookd up through the broken window to see nothing but clouds but when i kept walking and lookd through the non-broken window i seen a giant building connectd to the giant spotlight outside the map towards stamin up, but then when i walkd bakwards and lookd through the broken 1 again i saw nothing?! and it couldnt of been a reflection of the rocket because when i turnd around it didnt match how the building lookd through the non-broken window? could this be a just another glitch?the kassimir mechanism? this was weird ill put picture showing what im talking about 2day
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04-01-2011, 02:59 AM
#38
Black_Jesus
Brute
I'm impressed and have some things to say..... First I dnt know if this is important but there is a paw print on the moon if you look with the sniper.. Second I heard but have not found proof that on level 28 there is a way to get on another rocket and travel to the moon... I'm not sure I believe this but I'll work on getting details
04-05-2011, 10:57 PM
#41
jaaaaabs21
Guest
I saw that doing something near Stamin-Up was mentioned. Does it have anything to do with the green sign between the broken cement and the window to the left of the puddle? By the way the sign says "output" in Russian, atleast thats what my translator said. After it says "output" there is an arrow pointing to what looks like a door. There is also a yellow sign above it that is the same sign that is on the doors that you have to open like the door next to the MP5K that is worth 1250 points.
04-06-2011, 01:10 AM
#42
Kristopherr
Little One
Step 5: skewer the winged beast (balestic knife to something in the air i assume)
step 6:weild a fist of iron (thunder gun?, maybe something more like fist like shape any ideas?)
step 7: raise hell(nuke? monkeys?)
step 8: freedom.(?)
If you do the death machines step you will end the easter egg because you will turn off the power which dosent allow you to continue the easter egg.
It is not the last step it was only though to be the last step but doing that step just ends the easter egg but if you dont do that step then you can continue the easter egg like the guy said too much power (spam) = death machines, too little = nothing, right amount = continue
step 6:weild a fist of iron (thunder gun?, maybe something more like fist like shape any ideas?)
step 7: raise hell(nuke? monkeys?)
step 8: freedom.(?)
Originally posted by Noonan90
is there anything past the death machines ? or are people doing it wrong ?
Originally posted by badiban
From what I've been hearing on other threads in NGU, the last step is when you get the death machines for 90 seconds. Is this true?
It is not the last step it was only though to be the last step but doing that step just ends the easter egg but if you dont do that step then you can continue the easter egg like the guy said too much power (spam) = death machines, too little = nothing, right amount = continue
04-06-2011, 07:38 PM
#43
jumparoundalot
Guest
Originally posted by 951
Step 5: skewer the winged beast (balestic knife to something in the air i assume)
step 6:weild a fist of iron (thunder gun?, maybe something more like fist like shape any ideas?)
step 7: raise hell(nuke? monkeys?)
step 8: freedom.(?)
step 6:weild a fist of iron (thunder gun?, maybe something more like fist like shape any ideas?)
step 7: raise hell(nuke? monkeys?)
step 8: freedom.(?)
Excuse me but, can you please explain what the 8 steps from the Vorkuta Campaign Mission has to do with the zombie map Ascension?
04-06-2011, 10:55 PM
#44
MV-rockers
Do a barrel roll!
04-06-2011, 11:19 PM
#45
Jakeyy
Expect the unexpected!
Originally posted by rockers
yep what do the 8 steps from the Vorkuta Campaign Mission have to do with the zombie map Ascension?
they are theorys mate they have been around since ascension came out, some people sound right about it some are not. I for one dont belive the Vorkuta steps have anything to do with ascension, if there would be steps would be from the misson where you destroy the rocket. Cant remember the name, silly me
04-10-2011, 03:34 AM
#46
Kristopherr
Little One
Originally posted by jakes2201
they are theorys mate they have been around since ascension came out, some people sound right about it some are not. I for one dont belive the Vorkuta steps have anything to do with ascension, if there would be steps would be from the misson where you destroy the rocket. Cant remember the name, silly me
He just told all of you :bro:
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