Post: Full Ascension Theory
03-21-2011, 12:39 AM #1
Eminem.
Vault dweller
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok so people have been really curious about a secret room or something like that. well i have the full Theory, If any of you would like to try it, please tell me if it works.
So you see things like this:
Step 1: secure the keys
step 2:ascend from darkness
step 3rain fire
step 4:unleash the horde
Step 5: skewer the winged beast
step 6:weild a fist of iron
step 7: raise hell
step 8: freedom.
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ok so Step 1. Call In The Lunar Lander (Centrifuge Room)
Step 2. Use the Lunar Lander
Step 3. Use a Death machine or possibly an upgraded weapon (Im not sure which would work, Or kill zombies with the lander) while in the Lander
Step. 4 My best guess would be to do step 5 on a monkey level.
Step. 5 Use a ballistic knife on the rocket when launching it.THEN BLOW IT UP WITH THE RAY GUN
Step. 6 Buy the Sickle ($3000)
Step. 7 Do the Orb thing, everyone gets death machines for 90 seconds, Go a whole round using nothing but death machines
Step 8. Go to the lander in the centrifuge room [Make sure everyone is on], Use the lander, You escape!

*Note*
This is purely a theory and not all of this is my idea, I just put everyones theory together and added some of my own. And another thought is that you might go straight to "FIVE" right after since it takes place at the same time.
Hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!
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03-21-2011, 12:44 AM #2
I AM A CRETIN
Bounty hunter
Too many theorys,all the same,all tested and proved wrong,just wait,im 99%sure thats all,and im satisfied with 90 sec death machines,guy said Hes free,
BTW why you compare steps from vorkuta,how to you know that has anything to do with ascension?

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Staaaff
03-21-2011, 12:47 AM #3
Brennan Durant IS THE BEST MAN TO BE ALIVE AND IS VERY SSECY WITH A I HAVE A DEEP PATION FOR THIS GUY I LOVE YOU MAN
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03-21-2011, 05:01 PM #4
oO-GKUSH-Oo
< ^ > < ^ >
Just a few words, Lunar means moon, Free Gersh Aka Mystery man screen turns black and white, White orb ascends to space. And also theirs a rocket which is suppose to be sent to space. Get it? Its a clue. Maybe new map will be on some type of secret place on moon which will continue the easter egg? Idk but its a good guess..
BTW they have machines to make gravity so dont say things will fly everywhere cause of no Gravity :p
03-21-2011, 05:39 PM #5
Tony_xMUFCx
Born a red, Die a red!
Originally posted by Saver View Post
Brennan Durant IS THE BEST MAN TO BE ALIVE AND IS VERY SSECY WITH A I HAVE A DEEP PATION FOR THIS GUY I LOVE YOU MAN
:420:


you high? gtfo
03-21-2011, 06:25 PM #6
We seriously have to much theories going on here...
03-21-2011, 08:24 PM #7
Eminem.
Vault dweller
Originally posted by xMUFCx View Post
you high? gtfo


hahaha hes talking about himself! thats the funniest part!
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03-30-2011, 11:17 AM #8
Originally posted by xMUFCx View Post
you high? gtfo


At least I get it i with your mom. How bout that?
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03-30-2011, 11:57 AM #9
Tony_xMUFCx
Born a red, Die a red!
Originally posted by Saver View Post
At least I get it i with your mom. How bout that?
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my mum passed away when i was 7 so would be kind of hard.

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