(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Hi I'm looking for a mass amount of people to die for me on black ops. you will have to be ready 24/7 for whenever I feel like spawn trapping, and you must have two controllers. you may have to alter your sleeping schedule but that is just the price you have to pay to be on my friends list. In exchange for your time and deaths, you get the privilege of being in my theater games on the other team, and a false sense of me liking you as an individual. In addition I spend most of my night life on black ops, so you will be too from now on. There isn't much time for eating, I have found that this is the most effective way to eat: Tubed Astronaut food. You can order some by looking here: You must login or register to view this content. It's compact enough to eat and finish between the 60 second intermission between games. Useless things will have to be cut from your schedule, such as bathing, and spending time with family. Also, you must have 25 posts on NGU so you can access the shoutbox. similar to dying for me, you also have to be alert. This means you always have to have my back in the event anyone slightly antagonizes me. You must never think for yourself and always side with me. People may call you my "fanboys", but don't worry, I'll simply insult you to throw people off the track that I would be nothing without an army of you backing me up. I will also need you to join my xbox party and be able to come up with a different story to comfort me when I'm crying and reflecting on how shitty my life is, and I need you to tell me that I will make it somewhere on youtube and eventually be more than just some worthless lemming who lays bricks for a living. So here is a checklist so you know if you are able:

1. Must have an XBL/PSN account past first prestige, must have at least two of each console
2. Must be alert and ready for any time I summon you (Getting a pager makes this process easier)
3. Must have the detached shoutbox link pulled up in a tab 24/7 to defend me.
4. You accept the fact that you won't get anything out of this partnership
5. Must send me a friend request so I look more popular than I actually am

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