If you...
1. Do not make me want to punch babies
2. Use the ****ing mic
3. Have a Microphone which works, and does not sound like a Drug Cartel shootout in the background
4. Have two ears which you use regularly
5. When you go down, tell us where you are
6. Use the ****ing mic
7. Share the wealth
8. I will Chris Brown your firstborn if you steal my zombies
9. Have some skill at zombies
10. Use the ****ing mic
11. In case you haven't noticed there is a pattern here.
12. Use the ****ing mic
If you have a PS3 and NOT A ****ING XBOX
If you agree to the above requirements, add me up ep1c-tac0