Post: *** My Mini RANT :) <-- READ ***
02-02-2010, 04:31 PM #1
X Lash
Samurai Poster
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I would like to say that this thread is like no other rant, it is not meant to be serious, it is just meant to express my views on some matters of this game which are really messed up, i do not expect this to change, i do not usually complain, i have a 3.22 k/d ratio, rank 70 7th prestige (legit) 1.81 win/loss ratio, i love this game, i dont care about campers.

1st of all, I would like to say it was not lag, i am always the host with 4 bars connection. I have a 50 mb/s fibre optic (fail) broadband with a 20 mb/s upload speed.

OK, basically, has it ever happened to you, you are playing the game (duh!), and you see someone, you start shooting at him, you empty a whole magazine on him, you sidestep to the side and get behind cover, 3 seconds later you die, on the killcam, you never even went behind the cover

OR

You are running about, someone starts shooting you, you shoot him back, you are on the verge of dying, so you go to the side, shoot him a couple of times through the wall, he kills you, it shows that you didn't even go behind cover, even though you shot atleast 3 rounds at him, THROUGH THE WALL

Has that ever happened to you?

EXTRA
You have marathon, lightweight and steady aim, silenced UMP45, you are rushing people, you are on a 10 k/s, 1 off a chopper gunner, you see someone about 5 yards infront of you, you think about shootng him, but decide not to, as he is turning a corner to get past cover, you chase after him, you loose sight of him for a split second, you carry on running, you see him, you aim, you fire 5 times, all of them hitting him (you are really close to him) he turns around, he has a SCAR-H with R-dot sight, hip fires you (he has ninja NOT steady aim) and fires loads of shots, you die in about half a second, while you were shooting him for about 3 seconds

EXTRA #2
You shoot someone who is running away from you (not because he knows you are there, but simply enough because that is the direction he wants to go in) in the upper back with intervention + FMJ + stopping power in the chest, you get a hit marker (ok, shit happens) you click back your gun, take another shot, it misses him by a nanometer (small) he turns around and blasts you away before you have a chance for another shot. WTF... im not gonna go on about how snipers should be 1 hit kills, but how the hell can someone turn around and kill you in 3 shots?? how bloody underpowered are the snipers, and how overpowered are the assault rifles (SCAR!!!!!!)

EXTRA #3
You are on SnD, first round you get 3 kills, you have a UAV, you don't call it in, only two guy are left, you are running round to find them, 5 people on your team against just them 2, you find 1 of them, shoot him, kill him, 4 kill streak, you use the UAV, you are one off a predator, so ... meh :/ he is really close to you, you run at him (he is facing away from you) you knife him, you hear the noise of the knife, but it doesnt kill him, he turns around kills you.

EXTRA #4 You succeed in knifing him, you win the round, predator, you have to wait 6 seconds to call it in, ok, you call it in, 4 people all huddled together, boost, you are just about to hit the ground and get the pave low, BANG! Host migration, you are really nervous because you want it to find a host, it finds a host, phew, in the countdown, the predator carries on, crashes, doesnt kill anyone because it is still the 5-4-3-2-1 countdown... FFFUUUUUUUUU

EXTRA #5
You are the last man standing on SnD, against 1 other guy, you see him planting the bomb, you aim at him, wait the 5 seconds for him to plant it, you shoot him twice, it doesnt kill him, he gets up, runs to cover, you drop on the ground and wait for him to poke his head out, he sticks his head out, kills you. BAM. Game winning killcam shows him crouching, slowly going out of cover doesn't spot you for quite a while, see's you, unloads a magazine at you. The time he saw that he was outside of cover was much longer than the amount of time you actually spent looking at him while he was out of cover :/ wtf

EXTRA #6
You are on a 6 kill streak on Groundwar domination, you need that one more kill for harriers, so you camp like shit, you shoot someone, your team mate steals the kill, ****, you see another guy, you unload a magazine at him, he doesnt die, goes behind cover, you reload, BANG you kill him, harriers, the harrier strike gets you 1 kill, it doesnt shoot ANYONE, even though they are all outside by C (where the playground is) and you can see them on the UAV, the harrier flies away, you are cautious as ****, you somehow manage to get the 11 kills for chopper gunner, you go hide somewhere to hide, everyone runs inside, you manage to get 22 kills before it flys away, ****ing campers, you need 3 more kills for the nuke, you have 50 ammo left on your gun, you kill 1 person, but wasted 30 rounds (i was using the TAR silenced) you run up to get his blue bag (scavenger pro is what you are using), you get another magazine, you get really hopeful of getting a nuke, the match is close to ending, your team has 180 points, you stay camping, you get another kill, but are left with 32 rounds, score is 188, you see someone!! you shoot him, most of the rounds miss, he goes behind cover, you are staring at him like a hawk eyeing up its prey, he moves out of cover, you fire 2 shots and... you get +10 points, an assist, your team mate who saw that you had a lot of kills decided to camp by you too see what you were doing to get so many kills, FUUUCK!!! score is 193, you have 3 rounds left, **** it, cant get any kills with that, swap to your shot gun, run out to get another kill/ more ammo, you see someone behind a corner, you run up to him, he doesnt notice you, you shot twice with your M1014, both of them miss, you go to take another shot, he flies 10 feet at you and knifes you, commando... match ends... **** :/

EXTRA #7
You just did extra #6 and are pissed off as ****, you start swearing shit loads and go off and punch a hole through a wall (joke :p) you decide to give it another go before going off to bed, you join a match, you get 6 kills easy as pie, you camp (you dont want to waste the kills) BOOM, noob comes strolling in, gets killed by your claymores, you call in harrier, the strikes kill 2 people, you watch the 3rd harrier fly in, it gets shot down before it even takes its first shot, it didnt even stop moving, you think to yourself 'what a ****ing noob' you check who it was, some rank 50-60 1st prestige guy, wtf... you camp to get up to 11, chopper gunner comes in, you see loads of people outside, you see a line of smoke fly at you just before you start firing, but nothing hit you, you kill 2 people, BOOM you got shot out, you see who shot you, the same guy, you run around trying to hunt him down, one of your team calls in a harrier, he shoots it down, you kill him the second after he shot it out with a stinger, he turns around, knifes you, you see the class he had...

RPD w/ Grip
Stinger

Scavenger
Cold Blooded
Ninja

:/ meh, you play normally again, he kills you again using scar w/ r dot sight... you realise... he has a class just for shooting down killstreak rewards... FML

That's it for now Smile will probably update later
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Aule
02-02-2010, 07:36 PM #11
Hpw can he have stinger and OMA??
02-02-2010, 08:02 PM #12
50 Mb carbon fibre broadband eh. must be new lol.
02-02-2010, 08:14 PM #13
Aule
{([<Milk>])}
Originally posted by remacs321 View Post
50 Mb carbon fibre broadband eh. must be new lol.


Probably meant fiber optics. I'd like to see a speedtest of it though,
02-02-2010, 09:00 PM #14
Originally posted by another user
RPD w/ Grip
Stinger

OMA
Cold Blooded
Ninja


You cant have a stinger with OMA
OMA - Replaces Secondary Weapon
02-02-2010, 09:53 PM #15
bmxdude9
Million Miles Of Fun!
I KNOW how you feel, when you get .24 mb/s you see this occur a lot, so I am used to it, sadly.

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