(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I just had a shit talking pre-pubescent child tell me he was going to hack my account. I asked him how he was going to do that and he replied back saying "I hacked the tenth prestige, so i can obviously hack your account". This had me laughing hysterically to say the least. I told him that he just copy and pasted some files that a guy named Nightsesh figured out. He then said that he also hacked an account to top 50 in kills and i replied back that gofurgold found this one and he was completely dumbfounded. He started begging me to get them to add him so he can learn to hack and use hex editor LOLZ...What a complete fail! So for all of you that claim to be a hacker, you're just a copy and paster lol. Anyone else have funny stories relating to "hackers"??

yeah, ive also had ten year olds tell me that they were going to hack my account, see this is why toggle mute it an option.

Yeah.

OMFG YOU JUGGER NOOB

Then he repies saying your accs getting hacked haha

Today after 2 years i think he said your lucky psn has the same security as the xbox live database servers.

i lol'd

Slightly off topic,
I used to have an app on my phone that could take control of other people's phones using bluetooth. Playing music on their phone in class = win.

On-topic,
I recently got someone to hack my dummy account to 2nd prestige. Everyone at school believes that, although I have one thousand kills, I am so good that a playtime of one hour is enough for 2nd.

Slightly off topic,
That app was called Super Bluetooth Hacker and was an awesome app. The only problem was the reciever had to enter a security code so it wasn't really an hack. Was awesome though, setting their alarm off without them knowing

Actually, I tried that app (I think it was called Super Bluetooth Hack (no -er)) and it wasn't that good. I used one called ::BT INFO:: (colons popped up when i installed it haha) and it was really good. But yeah, you did have to get them to pair with you. Was fun while it lasted.

Everyone seems to think they can "hack" this and that because they "did" it to their Xbox/PS3, when like you said, they copied a few codes, and even then it's modding, not hacking.

"0mGz ima hack y0u y0u n00b. Im gunn4 h4ck y0ur 4cc0un7 and y0ur w3bs1t3"

*/SLAP*

A guy said that he would "Smash me up" once, so i said, "well go on then, good luck finding were i live though", so he said ill hack your IP and track it to your address, i said "Go on then, i look forward to meeting you." He just stopped talking xD

Some kid in my class comes up to me last week and says he can ddos a web site from the school computer by opening up command prompt and doing some stupid stuff. I tell him to do it. He looks kinda surprised then tries to open command prompt and gets a restricted message. Then he says there is something wrong with the computer's hardware, and walks away. He had no idea what he was saying. Too funny

When .... People say " I will hax your computer and home network0z,