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Section One: Types of Classes

Noobtube Noob

These Noobs just use any AR with a noobtube and OMA to kill everybody.

Knifing Noob

Everybody hates commando!

Pure Camper Noob

One of the noobs that just stays in the same spot. (could be combined with noobtube noob)


Section two: Weapons

Noobtube Class:

M4A1: 3/5
It is an OK weapon but doesn't kill quickly.

Famas: 5/5
Pretty much just makes you a super noob.

Scar H: 4/5
It could have a bigger mag for emergencies.

Tar 21: 4.5/5
It is a pretty good weapon except for the recoil.

Fal: 2/5
The only reason you should use this is if you have a rapid fire controller.

m16: 4.5/5
It could be a little better, but the Famas is the way to go.

ACR: 4/5
Good, but not at close range.

F2000: 4.5/5
Pretty good, but I personally don't like it.

Ak-47: 4.5/5
It has faster grenade reloads, but too much recoil.

Recommended Weapon: Famas

Knifing Class
Just stick with the UMP, you will find its the best. Also any pistol with tac knife will be good. That is all I have to say for this class.

Pure Camping Class

Stick with a sniper and shotgun.

Snipers

Intervention: 3/5
Bolt action slows it down a little too much.

Barrett 50 cal: 5/5
faster shooting than the intervention, it is the pure noob weapon for pure camping.

WA2000: 4.5/5
I just think it is easier to us the Barrett 50 cal because you unlock it earlier.

M21 EBR: 4/5
It has less damage so it is less likely to have 1 hit kills.

Shotguns:

Spas-12: 4.5/5
It has a long range to kill from a distance.

AA-12: 4/5
fully automatic makes it easy to kill.

Ranger: 2/5
It doesn't have that much range, and it only has two shots.

Striker: 3/5
It has a giant mag but takes too long to reload.

m1014: 4/5
It is pretty good but it has a small mag.

Model 1887: 2/5
after the patch, the models suck.

Recommended Guns for Pure Camping: Barrett 50 cal, AA-12, or Spas-12


Section Three: Perks

Noobtube Class

OMA: 6/5
This is the only perk you should be using for the class

Cold Blooded: 4/5
Makes you invisible, but not has much damage for the main weapon you are going to be using.

Stopping Power: 2/5
Like I said before, it really has no effect.

Danger Close: 5/5
If you are noobtubing, USE THE PERK.

Ninja: 3/5
Who needs ninja if your just going to noobtube everyone?

Commando: 5/5
It helps you get out of sticky situations.

Recommended Perks: OMA, Danger Close, Commando

Knifing Class:

Marathon: 5/5
You NEED this to knife.

Coldblooded: 4/5
Helps being sneaky.

Lightweight: 5/5
Lets you get to the enemy faster.

Commando: 5/5
The only perk you should be using.

Recommended Perks: Marathon, Lightweight, and Commando.

Pure Camping class:

Marathon: 3/5
It helps you to get to your camping spot

OMA: 4/5
It gives you more ammo, but doesn't allow you to have a shotgun.

Scavenger: 1/5
Your going to be pure camping. How are you going to run out and pick up ammo?

Stopping Power: 4/5
Helps kill the enemy.

Cold Blooded: 4.5/5
Will never be seen on radar or killstreaks.

Commando: 4/5
Helps get out of sticky situations.

Ninja: 4.5/5
Keeps you away from HB sensor noobs.

Perks recommended: OMA, Cold Blooded, and Ninja

Section Four: Tactics

Noobtube: use claymores to to kill people that try to sneak up on you. Don't stay in the same area for 7+ kill. Stay in the general area but try to move your position a little to throw off your enemy. Noobtube randomly when there is no one around. This will make a noob for sure.

Pure Camping: Plant claymore and go prone with your sniper rifle. Or stay with a shotgun in the corner, whichever you prefer.

Knifing: Run around the perimeter of the map, killing everyone you see. Try to change routes to piss of your enemy.

Section Five: Conclusion

Alright, I've spent 40 Minutes typing this up. I hope you enjoy. Just remember that using any of these tactics will make you a noob.

Can anyone tell me how to break it up into sections?

I'm guessing you're a noob?

Nope, I just got bored.

Thanks...Now i know how to be like you?!

Btw..This thread has been made soooooo many times...Just like the weapon's review thingy...:whistle:

Moved to MW2 discussion.