Post: funny MW2 story
06-13-2010, 07:18 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I picked your mum up in the RUNDOWN ESTATE district of AFGHAN, and then took her up to my HIGHRISE FAVELA. We used MARATHON to get there faster then she took off her BLING & we got COMMANDO. Her CARE PACKAGE looked like a WASTELAND with a few SKIDROWs close by, I used my ONE MAN ARMY & INVASIONED her UNDERPASS. I hit the HARDLINE & PRESISION AIRSTRIKED to her TERMINAL point, she wasn't a LIGHTWEIGHT & felt like a SUB BASE on top of me. Then I heard DANGER CLOSE so like a NINJA I was done in a second & she quickly used SLIGHT OF HAND to jack me off before I RUNDOWN the stairs & SCRAMBLERed away

Smile^
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The following user thanked DEREKTROTTER for this useful post:

ashbash
06-13-2010, 07:27 PM #2
o NICK o
My M16 is broke
Wow, not bad. I remember seeing something like this but with all the perks.
06-13-2010, 07:38 PM #3
ashbash
Space Ninja
made me lol + your del boy so thats getting thanked Smile
06-14-2010, 08:49 AM #4
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
Originally posted by ashbash View Post
made me lol + your del boy so thats getting thanked Smile


thanks lol, delboy ftw Smile
06-14-2010, 05:16 PM #5
Lol nice one =D
06-14-2010, 05:23 PM #6
Otaku Buster
Cake is a lie
Nice find, but this is a bit old tbh.
I think mattie432 got banned for having this in his bio.

---------- Post added at 01:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:20 PM ----------

Heres another
I picked your mom up in the Chinatown District during a Crossfire & put her in a Vacant room. We had a Showdown & I put my Pipeline in her Overgrown Ambush. Double Tapped her ass & Countdowned until I Downpoured a Shipment of Wetwork all over her two Bloc's. It smelt like a Bog, but hey! The Bed started to Creek & Crash ontop of me. So I did her up the Backlot & Striked Lucky. Then after she used Sleight of Hand to jack me off, I used Extreme Conditioning to Get out Quick!

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