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Before anyone jumps on my case, let me make this clear- i don't dislike girl gamers- i dislike a girl who plays call of duty because "it's cute" or makes her look like an "individual". Lets call this type of girl "gamer" ....**** noobies.
Playing call of duty doesn't make you special, doesn't make you stand out & doesn't mean that your any good at gaming.
Gamer tags like "Cutie_w_aB00ty" or "s3xykillerbabe" makes me sick, i have even seen [G!RL]Im_wearin_noclothes-- It's girls like you that piss me off. Good way to be so desperate for attention you have to take pictures with your controller and post them on your myspace "i make gaming look hott" STFU SLUNT!!!! you're cock-eyed and smell like a BANTHA!
Do you know what "FPS" stands for, most likely not because you became a pathetic gamer over night when a boy at school said it would be hott. "mommy..ddaaaadddyy i need a PS3 with mic and MW2 right AWAY!"
I asked once a "**** noobie" what is the best headset? "ooohhh the ps3 bluetooth, i wouldn't use anything else." and in the back of my mind i wanted to smack the dumb out of her voice and correct her by saying TRITTON AX PRO BITCH! but to real gamers, there is no teaching **** noobs.
**** noobies add me constantly, because i own (only because i've been a FPS gamer for 16+ years) so just out of shits and giggles i add them "hehe look thats cute, shes a level 2 on trophies" [compare trophies] aw that's even cuter, she has 6% of MW2 trophies. sorry "cutiekillerhottie" i play with REAL gamers i won't join your pathetic excuse for a "girl clan"
When i run into these **** noobies, ONLY then is it appropriate to say, "stay in the kitchen + make me a samatch slunt."
This goes out to all the boys who are hating on the real girl gamers **** YOU!! you can be little **** noobies too, leave me alone when i shoot you in your face. I don't need to hear bitchin that girls shouldn't be playing games. Have you every beaten Super Mario NES with one life? do you have to pick up the stick in ICO, you wouldn't know. Do you know all the secret spots in Donkey Kong County? NO BECAUSE YOU JUST STARTED GAMING DOUCHER! how about you stop taking up space, wasting a gamer tag & get in the kitchen--wash the dishes and cook my fat ass dinner.
if anyone shares the same feelings as me, please add to my vent/rant