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1.you have to quick scope everyone, no you can't no scope someone standing next to you, you must quick scope them


3.At the beginning of every match you must, MUST noobtube at the spawn. You are so pro you have too, if you don't your a noob. but if you do, your a bastard noob.


3.Hate mail/Trash talking: always send hatemail, and all ways trash talk.i.e."1v1 me" they will always decline so you inturn always win(forfeits count as loses).


7.THE DROP SHOT-how low can you go? me>you


5.the perched birds(airborne camping) because noobs never look up, i.e. jump out of a tree or off a balcony they'll never see it coming."that tree don't have a glitch, i climbed that bitch"


6.winning killcam knife throw- you need to prove you have it and are always equipped to use it."i had that knife lucky i didn't kill you with it"


7.ninja defuse-cause when you lurk(or camp) it eventually pays off


8.camp your ass off-"i'm in the bush watching you masturbate"


9.ump45.....720 no scope bitchs, eat your heart out chuck norris

and finally


10.shotguns- cause everyone has a class with the aa12


honorable mentions:

11.i'm not a little kid-i'm up past my bed time pwning n00bz

12.18 and up rating-i swear my mom didn't buy me this

13. KDR F___ING MATTERS DON"T GET IT WRONG-if mines 1.00 i'm better than you

14.Clans-find one-Cause people who rock roll together

15.throw both flashes or stuns-go all balls or don't go at all

16.trust your team mates-just kidding that guy ain't doing nuttin but staring at the wall..."whats in this bush?"

17.uavs-call it in, even if your team mates just did- it makes them red dots brighter i swear

18.never use the f2000- you'd do better using a paint ball gun

19.rage quit- if all else fails F**K em'

20. break that controller-mom'll buy ya a new one

21. there is no other game in the world besides mw2- NONE, there was nothing before mw2 and nothing after- just mw2(live breathe this rule)

22. chickens- they probably count towards kdr so take em out

23.that camper- he's still up there, you'll get him this time i promise(use with rule 15)

24.SnD-always run down the middle-SERPENTINE cause its harder to quickscope a retard(see rule 25)

25.the retard run- look straight up and haul ass you will be invincible and prone to quickscopers

26.last man standing-if your the last alive in Search and Destroy throw smoke gernade as far away from you as possible then lay down act dead it always works

27.when tea-bagging do it for at least a minute to get the feel for it-"you like that don't you bitch" or my personal favorite"you dirty girl"

28.defuser-i can hear em defusing but i can't move cause i'm camping hard, and someone might see me

29.in doubt-crawl, for as long as you can, cause they'll never see you coming"i'll get there sometime"

30.scrambler-use it cause they'll never know your there-"for some reason i'm always running into campers"

31. ALWAYS RUN NUKE-even if you can't get past 4 kills, ya just never know

32. Cars-don't camp by them, it may spontaneously combust

33.RPG-"cause you going down with me bitch"-("my virgins be waiting waiting for me, cause in mw2 theres so many of em waiting")

34.COMMANDO- cause inspector gadget made it possible




36.Try hard- devote yourself to that new clan your psn or gamertag should be like-- TOXIC-the_man, and your friends should be TOXIC-the_legend. and by all means necessary win by at all costs(i.e. noobtube,ump,lmg) "i'm more better than you!!!!"


37.under barrel shotgun aka the masterkey- use it because everyone will hate you especially on hardcore unless they patched it- "man you got me from so far away"


38.if some guy raped last game and your a level 70 and you saw his class, make it and use it and dominate with it. "whatever you can do i can do better that you"

39.if you can't win at using any gun, shooting, just put on OMA/DC and use the noob tube and spawn tube em'- "i got you now f**kers

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42.IN Search and Destroy:


Got an idea for a rule??? post and i'll add it to the list!!!

btw this is sorta a joke thread cause me and lady were raging today because of all the damn tryhards yelling and screaming at everything we did.. she ended up raging lol, she hates this game i don't mind it most of the time..i.e. most of the time i'm drunk and couldnt care if i pissed myself. this thread came from me and lady just talking crap about the game and all it's fan boys, and having a laugh about the rules(because there are no Fing rules).. hope you enjoyed it like we did laughing our butts off while we wrote it



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Ha some are so true =D

im going to book mark this and use it as a refrence when dumb ass kids on here say sumthang i dont like but im guilty of #33. im trying to get that gold rpg titles so i usually have it out and when someone runs up on me i dont have enough time to switch my gun so i just take em out and go bang my virgins

This is so hilarious

the troll that insists everyone is complaining. please stop whining it'sboo, its so childish to have to read your whiny comments. so enlighten yourself, make your self laugh read the thread instead of just trying to hate on people, and being a try-hard grammer/spelling nazi lol
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because i'm a helpful person to all those in need

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I know what that is... I just didn't notice it, since I stopped thinking n00b h4x0rs language about 2 years ago

seeing how we're on a forum, on the internet, in mw2 section, you should know damn right.