(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I don't understand why people get so upset by "glitches" like the javelin glitch or the akimbo shotguns. Honestly, people, Infinity Ward didn't make any mistakes with these "glitches" in the games. They named the game MODERN WARFARE 2 for a reason; this is how we fight today.

First off, there are people who complain about how some people could hide in walls. Haven't you ever seen Fringe? Or Harry Potter? Invisibility is for real, people.

I can understand why people get annoyed with the akimbo shotguns, but honestly, there's nothing "glitchy" about them. We have weapons today that can tear a person into a thousand pieces from a distance of 500 yards. Having a workable long-range shotgun (a.k.a a shotgun loaded with pellets that have stronger jackets that don't dissolve before they leave the barrel) is not just something people talk about. IT'S FOR REAL.

Who has a problem with unlimited ammo? I mean, honestly, you don't think that soldiers carry around a half-dozen extra cartridges/magazines for their weapon? Do you think they all have death wishes? Just because some players found a way to have the game recognize all of the extra ammo your player was carrying, doesn't mean they're cheating. Hey, would YOU run into a battlefield with only 50 rounds? I didn't think so.

And seriously, people still think the javelin glitch is fake? Have you ever heard of BOMB VESTS? People do wear those, you know. And even if you're not wearing one, if you have a grenade, and you know you're dead, just pull the pin, hold the clamp, and keep running until you die. I know that if I'm going to die, I'm going to take as many of the bad guys with me as I can.

Now, finally, the long-range knife "mod" has to be my favorite "glitch". This is just proof of Infinity Ward taking things to the next level. I don't know how they got such high-profile military secrets out into their game, but that was awesome. It almost made me want to join the army. Who here hasn't wanted to take a knife, slice the air, and slash something 50 feet away? It's effin' cool!


I'd like to take this moment to thank Infinity Ward for making their Modern Warfare 2 game as realistic as possible. You guys are awesome.

If you agree with me, let me know! And if you don't, just remember, there's a Harrier waiting outside your window. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU!

People say noob and kid all over PSN and XBL, hell thr esecially say kid on this site even thoug it's no big surprise if kids are playing video games.

As far as my name goes, I wanted a great name but "helpmeoprah" was taken...and equally stupid as mine

Did you ever consider that people generalize others as "kids" because of your point exactly - that kids play video games?

As for your name, you really should have gone for something like BOOM! Headshot

go watch a movie little kid haha

Of course I've considered that. However people only generalize IF the person does something glitchy or lame. Most people only use the word against noobtubers, campers, MLC, etc. As if people over 21 don't do that lame ish.

I saw a guy in this forum talk about how some person who got a Chopper Gunner and raped the other team was a "kid" who got a "fluke" win.

So I don't have an issue with the word kid itself, but everybody that kills you, noobtubes, or has skill at the game isn't a kid just because they do something you don't like.

Especially since I hear PLENTY of people using racist words and most of them don't sound like kids at all.

Okay, it's obvious from this that you still haven't gotten a good understanding of my post. Let me 'splain:

I NEVER PLAY CALL OF DUTY; I DON'T HAVE AN INTERNET CONNECTION FAST ENOUGH TO PLAY ONLINE; I WROTE THIS AS A SATIRE AGAINST INFINITY WARD.

Did ya get that, brah?

your poor.

Umm regardless if your troll thread was satire, sarcasm, irony, a telenovela or whatever you want to call it.

My response I just gave was because you asked me this....



So let me know when we go from satire to a legit question and answer. kthx

at first i was like tldr; but then i lol'd