(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Yep, some of you might remeber the good old fml clutch but i actually remebered it and am going to start it again!!!!:FU::FU::FU::FU::FU::FU::FU::carling:

Alrighty, so yesterday i was playing hardcore snd with my friends while eating my 5 minute bacon and a drinking some purple drannnK!(grape kool-aid). The score was 3-1 us and the round was just starting up. I had my capture card setup so that i could get the final kill cam clip for my next montage. the day before that i had explosive diareeah and my asshole was sore so i was getting stomache craps all day. I shot the first guy and screamed soo loud a green steamy shit flung out of my ass like a pancake flopping. I didn't care that much that there was a stinky and delicious nugget smearing all over my ass because i really wanted that killl cam. Some hacker shot a noobtube and killed my other 4 teammates! I got so Nervous i was shaking and accidenly dropped my bacon on the floor! I jumped up to get it and slipped on a hot n slimy piece of custy shit. I fell on my back, smearing it all over me. the carpet and the coach. I WAS STILL ALIVE!!! I grabbed my controller, wipping the steamer on my face and began palying agaiN! The other team had one guy left so i was PISSSED! i had OMA on so i change my class to a ump with marathon and lightweight, but before it changed i was dropped shot by a ump and screamed "****ING UMP TRY HARD WHO THE **** USES THAT" . I wiped my dry lips with my hands not knowing there was shit on them and got a nice taste of my double chocolate fudge! FML right?!:FU:

This is disgusting and not funny at all IMO.

This was a giant waste of my life. GTFO.