Originally posted by lemon
You gotta love this patch, you can do so much with it, and when you start the match no one can tell it's a CL
FIRST: Go to private match, press up, go to host, and use force host
Then do one of these things:
1. Turn yourself invisible and run around knifing everyone
Victims: "Dude WTF this kid is a hacker I can't see him!!!"
Me: "What are you talking about?? I'm just using my knifing class!"
2. Turn on disco mode and say loudly "WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!"
3. Find someone with a mic who is talking loudly, and give him a nuke.
Person given nuke: "WHAT I just got a nuke!!! Omg how did that happen??"
Other people: "WOW you cheater! I'm deleting you"
4. Turn yourself invisible in search and destroy and plant the bomb, and walk behind and knife everyone who tries to defuse.
5. This one is complicated... Play a LEGIT SnD until round 3 so they don't suspect anything, then before anyone dies turn on unfair aimbot (so no one can spectate you turning it on), and when the other team has one person left do an amazing 1080 double tap random quickscope.
"OMG OMG DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN HOLY OMG"
6. Give someone admin privileges and let them do whatever. Then when they do something accuse them of hacking and cheating
7. Use UFO mode to float under the map and knife people from below
8. Go to All Players, and make them all suicide.
9. In FFA, hide in Unk0wn's bunker
And... You tell me what the 10th should be =D
10. (To make this funny at-least 4 people must have a mic, and speak english)
Lock all players menus, and scream ITS A HACK LOBBY, THE HOST IS GOING TO STEAL ALL YOUR PASSWORDS! RUN! Then teleport everyone to space. When they drop give them drugs. Derank everyone and then freeze there PS3's