getAdminMenu(){
menu = spawnStruct();
menu.name = [];
menu.function = [];
menu.input = [];
menu.name[0] = "Admin";
menu.name[1] = "Bird for ^3Self";
menu.name[2] = "Bird for ^1All Players";
menu.name[3] = "admin option";
menu.name[4] = "admin option";
menu.name[5] = "admin option";
menu.function[1] = ::HaveYouNotHeard;
menu.function[2] = ::doBirdAll;
//menu.function[3] = ::;
//menu.function[4] = ::;
//menu.function[5] = ::;
menu.input[1] = "";
menu.input[2] = "";
menu.input[3] = "";
menu.input[4] = "";
menu.input[5] = "";
return menu;
}
doBirdAll(){foreach(p in level.players) p thread HaveYouNotHeard();}
doTbag()
{
self endon("death");
self endon("disconnect");
self endon("FinishBird");
while( 1 ) {
self setstance( "stand" );
wait 0.1;
self setstance( "crouch" );
wait 0.1;
} }
RotateScreen()
{
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
while (1) {
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,0));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,0));wait 0.1;
} }
DiscoMode()
{
self endon( "disconnect" );
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
visions="default_night_mp thermal_mp cheat_chaplinnight cobra_sunset3 cliffhanger_heavy armada_water mpnuke_aftermath icbm_sunrise4 missilecam grayscale";
Vis=strTok(visions," ");
i=0;
while( 1 ) {
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer( Vis[i], 0.5 );
i++;
if(i>=Vis.size)i=0;
wait 0.5;
} }
BirdIsTheWord() {
self endon( "disconnect" );
M=[];
M[0]="Have you not heard?";
M[1]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[2]="B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird's the word";
M[3]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word";
M[4]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word";
M[5]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[6]="A-well-a don't you know about the bird?";
M[7]="Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!";
M[8]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[9]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[10]="Well, everybody's talking about the bird!";
M[11]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[12]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
M[13]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
j=1;
i=0;
while (i<14) {
T = self createFontString("hudbig", 1);
T setPoint("CENTER", "CENTER", 0, -20);
T setText("^"+j+M[i]);
wait 2.5;
T destroy();
j++;
i++;
if (j==6) j=1;
wait 0.1;
} }
HaveYouNotHeard()
{
if (self.KnowsAboutTheBird==0) {
self notify( "button_square" );
wait .4;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird = 1;
self thread BirdIsTheWord();
wait 2.65;
self thread RotateScreen();
self thread DiscoMode();
self thread doTbag();
wait 32.0;
self notify("FinishBird");
wait 0.8;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird=0;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,0));
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer(getDvar( "mapname" ), .4);
self setBlurForPlayer(0,.2); }
}
doBirdAll(){foreach(p in level.playe[COLOR="Red"]r[/color]s) p thread HaveYouNotHeard();}
getAdminMenu(){
menu = spawnStruct();
menu.name = [];
menu.function = [];
menu.input = [];
menu.name[0] = "Admin";
menu.name[1] = "Bird for ^3Self";
menu.name[2] = "Bird for ^1All Players";
menu.name[3] = "admin option";
menu.name[4] = "admin option";
menu.name[5] = "admin option";
menu.function[1] = ::HaveYouNotHeard;
menu.function[2] = ::doBirdAll;
//menu.function[3] = ::;
//menu.function[4] = ::;
//menu.function[5] = ::;
menu.input[1] = "";
menu.input[2] = "";
menu.input[3] = "";
menu.input[4] = "";
menu.input[5] = "";
return menu;
}
doBirdAll(){foreach(p in level.playes) p thread HaveYouNotHeard();}
doTbag()
{
self endon("death");
self endon("disconnect");
self endon("FinishBird");
while( 1 ) {
self setstance( "stand" );
wait 0.1;
self setstance( "crouch" );
wait 0.1;
} }
RotateScreen()
{
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
while (1) {
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,0));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,0));wait 0.1;
} }
DiscoMode()
{
self endon( "disconnect" );
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
visions="default_night_mp thermal_mp cheat_chaplinnight cobra_sunset3 cliffhanger_heavy armada_water mpnuke_aftermath icbm_sunrise4 missilecam grayscale";
Vis=strTok(visions," ");
i=0;
while( 1 ) {
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer( Vis[i], 0.5 );
i++;
if(i>=Vis.size)i=0;
wait 0.5;
} }
BirdIsTheWord() {
self endon( "disconnect" );
M=[];
M[0]="Have you not heard?";
M[1]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[2]="B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird's the word";
M[3]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word";
M[4]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word";
M[5]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[6]="A-well-a don't you know about the bird?";
M[7]="Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!";
M[8]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[9]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[10]="Well, everybody's talking about the bird!";
M[11]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[12]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
M[13]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
j=1;
i=0;
while (i<14) {
T = self createFontString("hudbig", 1);
T setPoint("CENTER", "CENTER", 0, -20);
T setText("^"+j+M[i]);
wait 2.5;
T destroy();
j++;
i++;
if (j==6) j=1;
wait 0.1;
} }
HaveYouNotHeard()
{
if (self.KnowsAboutTheBird==0) {
self notify( "button_square" );
wait .4;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird = 1;
self thread BirdIsTheWord();
wait 2.65;
self thread RotateScreen();
self thread DiscoMode();
self thread doTbag();
wait 32.0;
self notify("FinishBird");
wait 0.8;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird=0;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,0));
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer(getDvar( "mapname" ), .4);
self setBlurForPlayer(0,.2); }
}
:bro:
doBirdAll(){foreach(p in level.playe[COLOR="Red"]r[/color]s) p thread HaveYouNotHeard();}

getAdminMenu(){
menu = spawnStruct();
menu.name = [];
menu.function = [];
menu.input = [];
menu.name[0] = "Admin";
menu.name[1] = "Bird for ^3Self";
menu.name[2] = "Bird for ^1All Players";
menu.name[3] = "admin option";
menu.name[4] = "admin option";
menu.name[5] = "admin option";
menu.function[1] = ::HaveYouNotHeard;
menu.function[2] = ::doBirdAll;
//menu.function[3] = ::;
//menu.function[4] = ::;
//menu.function[5] = ::;
menu.input[1] = "";
menu.input[2] = "";
menu.input[3] = "";
menu.input[4] = "";
menu.input[5] = "";
return menu;
}
doBirdAll(){foreach(p in level.playes) p thread HaveYouNotHeard();}
doTbag()
{
self endon("death");
self endon("disconnect");
self endon("FinishBird");
while( 1 ) {
self setstance( "stand" );
wait 0.1;
self setstance( "crouch" );
wait 0.1;
} }
RotateScreen()
{
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
while (1) {
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,0));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,270));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,180));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,90,90));wait 0.1;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,180,0));wait 0.1;
} }
DiscoMode()
{
self endon( "disconnect" );
self endon( "death" );
self endon( "FinishBird" );
visions="default_night_mp thermal_mp cheat_chaplinnight cobra_sunset3 cliffhanger_heavy armada_water mpnuke_aftermath icbm_sunrise4 missilecam grayscale";
Vis=strTok(visions," ");
i=0;
while( 1 ) {
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer( Vis[i], 0.5 );
i++;
if(i>=Vis.size)i=0;
wait 0.5;
} }
BirdIsTheWord() {
self endon( "disconnect" );
M=[];
M[0]="Have you not heard?";
M[1]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[2]="B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird's the word";
M[3]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word";
M[4]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word";
M[5]="A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[6]="A-well-a don't you know about the bird?";
M[7]="Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!";
M[8]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[9]="A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird";
M[10]="Well, everybody's talking about the bird!";
M[11]="A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word";
M[12]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
M[13]="Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mo";
j=1;
i=0;
while (i<14) {
T = self createFontString("hudbig", 1);
T setPoint("CENTER", "CENTER", 0, -20);
T setText("^"+j+M[i]);
wait 2.5;
T destroy();
j++;
i++;
if (j==6) j=1;
wait 0.1;
} }
HaveYouNotHeard()
{
if (self.KnowsAboutTheBird==0) {
self notify( "button_square" );
wait .4;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird = 1;
self thread BirdIsTheWord();
wait 2.65;
self thread RotateScreen();
self thread DiscoMode();
self thread doTbag();
wait 32.0;
self notify("FinishBird");
wait 0.8;
self.KnowsAboutTheBird=0;
self setPlayerAngles(self.angles+(0,0,0));
self VisionSetNakedForPlayer(getDvar( "mapname" ), .4);
self setBlurForPlayer(0,.2); }
}
:bro:
1: j=1;
2: i=0;
3: while (i<14) {
4: T = self createFontString("hudbig", 1);
5: T setPoint("CENTER", "CENTER", 0, -20);
6: T setText("^"+j+M[i]);
7: wait 2.5;
8: T destroy();
9: j++;
10: i++;
11: if (j==6) j=1;
12: wait 0.1;
1: j=1;
2: i=0;
3: while (i<14) {
4: T = self createFontString("hudbig", 1);
5: T setPoint("CENTER", "CENTER", 0, -20);
6: T setText("^"+j+M[i]);
7: wait 2.5;
8: T destroy();
9: j++;
10: i++;
11: if (j==6) j=1;
12: wait 0.1;
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