(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); The Onion has the WORLD EXCLUSIVE first details of Modern Warfare 3, which developer Infinity Ward is apparently putting the "final touches on." There's so much scrumptious information in the Onion report, it's almost like the respected media source made the whole thing up.

Modern Warfare 3 will blow away its predecessor in the realism department, being the most "true to life" installment of the game ever produced. A "majority" of gameplay will have players hauling equipment, cleaning vehicles, experiencing home sickness and "filling out paperwork." Check out the full report after the break. We're so bummed we weren't invited to the reveal junket, which had journalists sleeping in the Pentagon and being briefed in "the war room" (which actually has a sign: "No Fighting Allowed!").

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All I hope is for them to overdo it, and turn it into a totally different game

that looks nothing like they would do. obvious fake

I don't like what they are doing,I think it's fake to be honest. I'm not going to buy that,unless it's good.

it is fake its in the general section whitewidow posted it saying it was comedy

this guy just took his link

You have to be brain dead not to know what the onion is. Good vid(unless it's copied).

Look at the damn graphics!! why are they worse than MW2 and cod4??

just lol, lol

how anyone could think its real.... is funny tho, was gonna say a sarcastic war remark but decided not too

You are all ****ing stupid. The Onion is a parody show.