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Modern warfare 2 is so freaking sick,
the only bad part is there "aint no hick",
What I also hate is those annoying kids,
Get those stupid turtle beaches off their lids,

They're whining, crying, and freaking squeling,
Talking about their care packages, "WHY YOU FREAKING STEALING!?"
Calm down little kid get your shit straight,
your spazzing so much just watch your heart rate,

so now it's time to say goodbye but not to MW2,
people will be playing this till their balls turn blue,
Look at my title "I'm so rich",
say goodbye now my rangers in your face b*tch


+rep for actually taking 10 minutes of my time to make this up haha.

UMP45? Overused and overrated.
Vectors where it's at, not to be negotiated.
Accuracy is insane, fire rate far from lame.
Ze-ro recoil, one hundred percent tame.
I make all the pa-the-tic noobs- rush to leave the game.

I'll slit your vains with my tactical knife,
And once you're dead, i'll steal your wife,
I'll make you all single you stupid kids,
Than i'll penetrate all your women's clits,
When you see Pathetic_Bowler you better start running,
Cause you're life won't last too long honey,
Remember his name,
As he's the creator of pain,
Im slowly going to the top on this forum,
You'll never reach my level you stupid moron,

Guys rep me for my amazing poem i just made up!