WAW nazi zombies nikolai
(pick up a sniper rifle)
"The same weapon I used to kill my 2nd wife It was accident!... She talked too much." LMFAO
(kill a zombie)
"My mother would be proud"
(shoot a zombies arm off)
"Hows that for an ARM-y?! Get it? With the arms? **** you."
(random weapon)
"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know"
one of the funniest characters of all time

as for mw2 most of you have all ready posted them