(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Things I have noticed on here:
1.Videos of "Run and gun nuke!" that try to prove one's worth.
2."Getting nukes is just as easy running and gunning, I have a bunch of nukes running around"

That all sounds great, like you are some professional player and you can run around not giving a crap and just own everyone with ease.

So, I decide to watch some of these videos and they usually show someone running around with a silenced weapon, shoot 4-5 people in the back, get 7 kills, go hide, use harrier, wait for Gunner/ac130, get 14 more kills, then call in the nuke. Ok, you got a nuke, congrats but 18/25 of your kills were camping/prone sitting in a hiding spot. How is that running and gunning? 7 kills running around with a silenced weapon makes you manly and tough or the way you are suppose to play?

So, I got an idea for all you "Run and Gunners". I call it a Man Nuke aka Duke Nukem Nuke and there are laws/rules to keep all girly men out. Its time to Kick ass and chew bubble gum and I will use all the logical that I learned from this site on what weapons, perks, and equipment you are allowed to use.

1. Assualt rifles are too powerful in the game so you cant use those.
2. Sniper rifles are for campers just like HBS, Cold blooded, ninja, silencers.
3. Real men dont run around like pantless queers so no marathon or lightweight.
4. You are not allowed to use equipment because claymores and luck chuck grenades are for hiding campers.
5. No killstreaks besides Nuke because all others are unfair.
6. You cannot go prone and crouch because prone is for noobs/campers and crouching is for girls. Duke Nukem/Real men don't crouch, girls get on their knees for them.
7. No knifing.
8. Basically just read below for what you have to use.

What you have to use:

Spas-12 or Desert Eagle(Man's Gun)
FMJ(get those corner hiding noobs)
Scavenger(A real man should only need more ammo)
Stopping Power(Man's Perk)
None(Who needs a 3rd perk, they are all cheap.)
Killstreaks: Nuke.
No knifes, no prone/crouch.



this is a joke thread, but I would like to see it.

Nice, I like to hear someone has some manliness. Now who else has balls of steel?

Remember: Pump Shotgun, FMJ, Stopping Power, Scavenger, Nuke = Man.

Dont worry girls, there is plenty of Duke to go around. So many babes, so little time.

Or GF + BJ w/ MW2 = man

Keep your fantasies to yourself, cutie.

Right hand + lotion w/ MW2 = Man? lol joking

This would be a fun thing to do but what 3rd perk would you use?

I recently broke up with her, she's a bitch.

I tried this but forgot I had Harrier, Pavelow and Nuke on :|

If someone can get a nuke using just the Desert Eagle, I'll be very impressed lol. And Tac. Knife doesn't count