(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Things I have noticed on here:
1.Videos of "Run and gun nuke!" that try to prove one's worth.
2."Getting nukes is just as easy running and gunning, I have a bunch of nukes running around"

That all sounds great, like you are some professional player and you can run around not giving a crap and just own everyone with ease.

So, I decide to watch some of these videos and they usually show someone running around with a silenced weapon, shoot 4-5 people in the back, get 7 kills, go hide, use harrier, wait for Gunner/ac130, get 14 more kills, then call in the nuke. Ok, you got a nuke, congrats but 18/25 of your kills were camping/prone sitting in a hiding spot. How is that running and gunning? 7 kills running around with a silenced weapon makes you manly and tough or the way you are suppose to play?

So, I got an idea for all you "Run and Gunners". I call it a Man Nuke aka Duke Nukem Nuke and there are laws/rules to keep all girly men out. Its time to Kick ass and chew bubble gum and I will use all the logical that I learned from this site on what weapons, perks, and equipment you are allowed to use.

1. Assualt rifles are too powerful in the game so you cant use those.
2. Sniper rifles are for campers just like HBS, Cold blooded, ninja, silencers.
3. Real men dont run around like pantless queers so no marathon or lightweight.
4. You are not allowed to use equipment because claymores and luck chuck grenades are for hiding campers.
5. No killstreaks besides Nuke because all others are unfair.
6. You cannot go prone and crouch because prone is for noobs/campers and crouching is for girls. Duke Nukem/Real men don't crouch, girls get on their knees for them.
7. No knifing.
8. Basically just read below for what you have to use.

What you have to use:

Spas-12 or Desert Eagle(Man's Gun)
FMJ(get those corner hiding noobs)
Scavenger(A real man should only need more ammo)
Stopping Power(Man's Perk)
None(Who needs a 3rd perk, they are all cheap.)
Killstreaks: Nuke.
No knifes, no prone/crouch.



this is a joke thread, but I would like to see it.

you know FMJ is like stopping power almost but yeah for the most part I totally agree with you, would like to see it done, I know on the PC this team called Denied Gaming is able to get 25's with NO killstreaks, no shottys, no explosives and NO perks.

So possibly ask a PC person to try it as their more likely to get it.

You forgot to say no akimbo rangers/1887.

Alright since your so "manly" I take it you could do this? Pfffft

Are you an ass?

lol this is funny

no ones mad, lol.

LMFAO. Little boy take your games elsewhere.

jokingly of course

lol wow im dumb

i tryed something like this today, but i didnt have all those rules in play.i mainly just tryed to do it with a pistol and a nuke. got to 24 and got knifed by a camper in a corner .i was mad as shit