Post: The ballad of NIFE
01-12-2010, 12:21 AM #1
Saint Jimmy
And don't wear it out.
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    You may see us coming,
Or maybe you won't.
We'll attack you anywhere,
Your head or your throat.

We attack from above,
Below and behind.
You'll hunt us down,
But we're impossible to find.

We glide through the maps,
Through snow and through dust,
And though you can't kill us,
You'll feel that you must.

You'll chase through buildings.
You'll chase us everywhere.
And when you get close,
We'll leap through the air.

We'll stab you in the back,
We'll stab you in the front.
Anywhere really
That gets the job done.

You whine and you pout,
You scream and you cry,
Because though you have guns,
You still wonder why;

Why you can't kill us,
With bullets, missiles and mines,
Why you can't kill us,
With only our knives.

We attack as a group,
The entire NIFE team.
We'll find you and kill you,
And you'll see the gleam;

The gleam of a knife
heading straight toward your chest,
The gleam of a knife
That makes us the best.

We shed the first blood,
We get the last kill,
We're everywhere at once,
And nowhere still.

There's a NIFE over here,
A NIFE over there,
It appears that us NIFEs
Are everywhere.

Yet there's no way to stop us;
No reason to try,
Because we are cunning;
Because we are sly.

We do not forgive,
We do not forget.
We won't use sight of you,
And we will never rest.

You can't kill us,
You can't hold us back,
NIFE is hear to kill,
And we're hear to attack.

You'll still hold your weapons,
Trembling in fear,
Shooting at us when
You see that we're near.

But we know that you're there;
You're already to late.
We glide over to you,
And you meet your fate.

Many have tried
Avoiding us all.
They do their best to kill us,
Yet we never do fall.

We are elite,
We can never be beat,
We will never flee,
We will never accept defeat.


Don't hate, people.
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Dylan_Owns
01-12-2010, 12:48 PM #20
iDave
Banned
You can't criticise anyone that use's a knife, they are running at you, and you have a gun? Jesus christ, you people are never happy. If someone knives you, deal with it.

I like this poem btw Smile

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Saint Jimmy
01-12-2010, 02:03 PM #21
I knife even in the big maps. Just gotta be sneaky and lurk around.
01-12-2010, 02:07 PM #22
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Originally posted by An
You can't criticise anyone that use's a knife, they are running at you, and you have a gun?


People don't get angry at that, they get angry when either: a) They're using the care package glitch, or b) They run up behind them and knife them.

We knifers gotta look out for each other. In small maps I knife, in big maps I snipe. Sometimes when things aren't going my way I just use a normal class
01-12-2010, 02:17 PM #23
KinGKyl3
Paulie Walnuts
Lol nice poem....Smile
01-12-2010, 02:18 PM #24
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
By the way, I thanked you for taking time out of your "busy" schedule of knifing to write this poem, which brightened up my day
01-12-2010, 02:28 PM #25
Fukhovedet
Bounty hunter
i used to really hate knifers, but that was bfore i got decent with the 1887s. knife vs 1887s = dead knifer
01-12-2010, 02:32 PM #26
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Not if they're a good knifer.

Tip on how to avoid the 1887's when you're knifing, If you're just out of knifing distance, but within the range of their 1887's, quickly jump backwards. You should be able to minimize the damage enough to survive, then knife them between shots. This has saved my ass alot of times
01-12-2010, 06:23 PM #27
Originally posted by picklecow10 View Post
favela all the way man. love it


Actually I forgot to mention Invasion..When playing domination everyone trying to capture B, I actually got a Nuke on this map without firing a single bullet
01-12-2010, 07:22 PM #28
Ix Benere xI
At least I can fight
When people start knifing I just pull out the 1887's Bling Pro Akimbo, like to see anyone get past that

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