(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); As we all know, Modern Warfare 2 is a game designed specifically for noobs. This is, unfortunately, extremely bad news for those of us who actually have some skill and look forward to the challenge of defeating those who are better than us. Nonetheless, most adept gamers continue to struggle through the camping, the noob-tubing, the heartbeat-sensing, the commando-pro'ing (not sure that is a word...lol) simply because we want something new to play. We curse, we throw our controllers and I've actually heard of the occasional therapy lesson as well, just because we cannot bear to play CoD4 for 4 straight years.

Well, my friends and had an epiphany this morning. Why not just act like a noob every once and a while? That could be fun. I mean, I'm angry after every game, even though I just went 28-11, while the kids who went 8-3 are leaping for joy. So, after some careful thinking, this is what we came up with. I promise you, MW2 will finally become an enjoyable experience for you and your friends if you occasionally mix these strategies into your games.

Note: The best part about all of these is when the opposing team just leaves the lobby half way through the game. Its great.

Note 2: The key to all of these is to make sure you have a majority of your team following along. Although I would encourage a group of 6 for best results, any number higher than 2 should provide at least some enjoyment.

Note 3: Stick with the strategy the whole game, then make sure you trash talk in the lobby.

1. Team Knifing: Marathon, Lightweight, Commando, Throwing Knife and the Care Package glitch. My clan won a CTF game 29-2. Yes, that's correct, 29 flag captures in one game. We were literally just doing laps around the map.

2. Team Noob Tube: Basically, everyone on your team uses noob-tubes, along with One Man Army Pro and Danger Close Pro. The key is to make sure no one even fires their primary weapon. As soon as you fire your two noob tubes, switch to the same class and fire two more. This can be done on any game type, but ground war usually yields the best results. As an example for how well this works, I'll try and upload a picture I took of one of our end-of-the-game scoreboards. Essentially, 4 of us were over 60 kills, while the other two had between 35-40. Complete ownage for a short domination game.

3. Team Shotguns: Self-explanatory. Nothing gets people pissed off more than getting shotgunned to death. This works the best if your trying to get people to leave a game quickly. They just can't handle the plethora of exploding shells.

4. Team Riot Shielding: Requires some coordination, a decent amount of skill and an entire party of six people. Its really up to you how you want to work the whole thing, but usually my friends and I just would capture the HQ together in a giant circle, than run away quickly. Once everyone was in the room destroying the HQ, we would charge in and **** some shit up.

5. Team Camping: Just sit in one building the whole game with claymores, cold blooded, ninja, etc. Not as much fun, but it definitely pisses people off.


Post your own ways of venting your frustration below. Together, we just might be able to make it to the next CoD game! (I mean, even W@W was better, at least in terms of actual game play).

Loving it, nominated.

Me and my friends did the noob-tube, we had like 50 kills each
Some of them over 50. It really pissed them of

Thanks

haa this is what i do

Great logic.
I mean, we hate it when other people do it. But if we do it it doesn't really matter, right?

If you can't beat 'em... what's the post of having kids... Only joking, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

all the team in an search and destroy tryed to use riot sheilds lol i just killed all them but haha

Now i know why i was in a game and everyone on the other team had Noob Tubes XD...Truth be told i left

lmfao this sounds like fun

You can beat em, join up. But even this gets boring if the ENTIRE lobby is playing like that.