(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You know the difference between first and third world complaints in real life. 1st world issue would be Twitter loading up too slow on your phone. 3rd world would be not having health benefits.

This is a thread outlining the scrubbier/whiny 'first world' complaints vs. good player/hard working '3rd world' problems in COD based off past 2 games(BO1 & MW3). Most complaints don’t always mean you’re good or bad. There are people here who beast, get MOABS, and just wreck the enemy. Some of you just like to complaint. I get that people just want to rant sometimes. Some of these could be either

1st World issues
1.***** “That Assassin guy is countering my UAV, CUAV, Advanced UAV, Portable Radar, or HB Sensor.”

2.***** “Man that guy has been camping in that room the entire game, I am going to Tweet Robert Bowling to make it so you die if you don’t run around blindly all game thus making it easier for me to get a kill derp derp”

3. “Man that Type 95, MP7 are so overpowered. I mean anybody could get a MOAB with those guns. Luckily I have my trusty ACR” :carling:

4.* “Man, why are these guys camping at the objectives. Don’t they know it makes it harder for me to capture it…I mean these guys are campers, I deserve a fair chance to capture the base. I know my team is losing 175-80 but I am an objective player.”

5.* *Spawns in after the other team rage quits* “Oh great we get thrown into a game we’re losing 190-80. Well, let’s capture a base derp di derp derp”

6. “KDR doesn’t mean anything at all whatsoever. I have over 10 days played and a 0.70 kdr and 1.0 w/l but that doesn’t mean anything. I mean why go off TEN DAYS worth of game data that objectively notates my performance when I can just use my biased opinion and delusional sense of skill level”

7.*“They stole my Support Juggernaut”
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3rd World issues

1.*That guy with Blind Eye is hidden from my AC-130. That guy is shooting down my Pavelow within 3 seconds of it hitting the battlefield , he has 5 shoot downs and 3 actual kills wtf. LMAO I love TDM because there isn’t enough time/objectives for these scrubs to get their Noob Bomber points”

2. “Guys, that puss is still in that room, guys he is in the room by the B flag, you flank and I will throw some C4’s and weed him out. Matter of fact let’s throw on Recon Pro and mark these camping pussies…What? What do you mean it would be easier to bitch about Assassin instead of just countering Assassin with Recon? Oh you don’t want to give up SOH and actually do something about Assassin because you’re rather cry and use Portable Radars all game? Gotcha.”

3.*“Man this Type 95, MP7 is awesome… Haha look at that idiot trying to quick scope us with a Dragunov”

4.“Aight guys let’s get two flags and spawn trap….Or since other team isn’t very good and we have 9 people, let’s just triple cap and beast.”
5.“We’ll stay in the lobby and win the next game. Or keep at least 7 man party to avoid splitscreen noobs”

6.“Splitscreen guys on the other team? YES!"

7.“They stole my Assault Juggernaut”

I don't get it...