Post: 1st vs 3rd World COD problems
08-21-2012, 05:10 PM #1
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You know the difference between first and third world complaints in real life. 1st world issue would be Twitter loading up too slow on your phone. 3rd world would be not having health benefits.

This is a thread outlining the scrubbier/whiny 'first world' complaints vs. good player/hard working '3rd world' problems in COD based off past 2 games(BO1 & MW3). Most complaints don’t always mean you’re good or bad. There are people here who beast, get MOABS, and just wreck the enemy. Some of you just like to complaint. I get that people just want to rant sometimes. Some of these could be either

1st World issues
1.***** “That Assassin guy is countering my UAV, CUAV, Advanced UAV, Portable Radar, or HB Sensor.”

2.***** “Man that guy has been camping in that room the entire game, I am going to Tweet Robert Bowling to make it so you die if you don’t run around blindly all game thus making it easier for me to get a kill derp derp”

3. “Man that Type 95, MP7 are so overpowered. I mean anybody could get a MOAB with those guns. Luckily I have my trusty ACR” :carling:

4.* “Man, why are these guys camping at the objectives. Don’t they know it makes it harder for me to capture it…I mean these guys are campers, I deserve a fair chance to capture the base. I know my team is losing 175-80 but I am an objective player.”

5.* *Spawns in after the other team rage quits* “Oh great we get thrown into a game we’re losing 190-80. Well, let’s capture a base derp di derp derp”

6. “KDR doesn’t mean anything at all whatsoever. I have over 10 days played and a 0.70 kdr and 1.0 w/l but that doesn’t mean anything. I mean why go off TEN DAYS worth of game data that objectively notates my performance when I can just use my biased opinion and delusional sense of skill level”

7.*“They stole my Support Juggernaut”
**

3rd World issues

1.*That guy with Blind Eye is hidden from my AC-130. That guy is shooting down my Pavelow within 3 seconds of it hitting the battlefield , he has 5 shoot downs and 3 actual kills wtf. LMAO I love TDM because there isn’t enough time/objectives for these scrubs to get their Noob Bomber points”

2. “Guys, that puss is still in that room, guys he is in the room by the B flag, you flank and I will throw some C4’s and weed him out. Matter of fact let’s throw on Recon Pro and mark these camping pussies…What? What do you mean it would be easier to bitch about Assassin instead of just countering Assassin with Recon? Oh you don’t want to give up SOH and actually do something about Assassin because you’re rather cry and use Portable Radars all game? Gotcha.”

3.*“Man this Type 95, MP7 is awesome… Haha look at that idiot trying to quick scope us with a Dragunov”

4.“Aight guys let’s get two flags and spawn trap….Or since other team isn’t very good and we have 9 people, let’s just triple cap and beast.”
5.“We’ll stay in the lobby and win the next game. Or keep at least 7 man party to avoid splitscreen noobs”

6.“Splitscreen guys on the other team? YES!"

7.“They stole my Assault Juggernaut”

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08-21-2012, 05:45 PM #2
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
say what :dude..:

ill have some of whatever you're smoking

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08-21-2012, 08:36 PM #3
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ? D=
08-21-2012, 11:08 PM #4
Lol what...
08-22-2012, 03:14 AM #5
Deeviation
not a Doctor.
You understand this has completely nothing to do with 1st world problems and 3rd world problems. I didn't know people in 1st world countries all run support and have bad KD's.
08-22-2012, 04:05 AM #6
i'm guessing this is suppose to make sense Drack
08-22-2012, 04:36 AM #7
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
I don't know about you guys, but it's pretty funny to me :y:
It's not necessarily referring to 1st and 3rd world problems, just the concepts.

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08-22-2012, 11:04 AM #8
T RAW
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This is a very interesting post. !
08-22-2012, 03:26 PM #9
Porter_Justice
Cake is a lie
The thread implicitly states 1st world vs 3rd world COD problems. Meaning things that scrubs harp about vs real issues vets have.

If you think the correlation is a reach then ok. But if you don't understand the correlation then I can't help you.

If you enjoy using Support, portable radars and moaning about guns then you're probably the same person complaining that your frappé from Starbucks doesn't have enough cream on it.

---------- Post added at 10:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:10 AM ----------

[QUOTE=The Clipse;4646631]I don't know about you guys, but it's pretty funny to me :y:
It's not necessarily referring to 1st and 3rd world problems, just the concepts.[/QUOTE]

I find it hard to believe they don't understand. I'd imagine most of them are probably in the green category
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---------- Post added at 10:26 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:20 AM ----------

Originally posted by tooReqular View Post
You understand this has completely nothing to do with 1st world problems and 3rd world problems. I didn't know people in 1st world countries all run support and have bad KD's.


You do understand I said 1st world vs 3rd world CALL OF DUTY PROBLEMS? You are correct it has nothing to do with countries. It is applying a concept.

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08-22-2012, 10:07 PM #10
The Clipse
Dame Los Nuggets Plz
Originally posted by Justice View Post
I find it hard to believe they don't understand. I'd imagine most of them are probably in the green category

It's seems as so :y:
I'll try to think of a few and see if they make the OP Smile

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