when you end game when your not happy with life
when you have to bully the kinder gardeners because their in bootcamp
when you play paintball and say everyone is using double tap
when you have an amazing moment you release your neighbors dogs
when you try to boost how long you spend doing work
when you fart you say 'excuse me that was my martyrdom'
when you have a light match and you try to throw it like a cocktail
when you try to construct a flamethrower
when you bury your dead fake person you say 'the bomb is planted'
when you make your friends dress up as zombies and you have to kill them
when you have to complete daily challenges such as 15/15 swirls
when you try to no scope your brother from a far distance with a BB gun
when you try to glitch into walls
when to attempt to use a storm as the perfect time to make that wunderwaffle
when someone talks to much you tell them to STFU or your going to mute them
when you play dodge ball and say when you get hit 'I'm good I had juggernaut'
when you finish all your cookies you say 'goodness for bandolier'
when you apply for your job on your application you put CodeMajic as your name and 'w@w booster' for previous occupations
when you think about this game way too much