I made a thread on this for cod4 but they work here also
You know you have played to much WOW
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop
When you are running late and see the bus pass by and wish you had a FSG42 with extreme condtioning to catch it.
When you wish you had sleight of hand....in those times of need
When you go to the army and make fun of the commander for using a grenade launcher.
When you are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you.
When You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It.