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We’ve got some bad news. The zombie infestation previously plaguing isolated areas within Germany has spread to the Pacific. Communication is shoddy at best, but we’ve pinned what sounds like an SOS signal to a remote jungle location in Japan.

Heavy fog and impassible swamp terrain have left reconnaissance efforts near fruitless. However, we have secured intelligence supporting the survival of an Allied force in the area. The map below was found on the ground near the signal location, but evacuation became necessary as night began to fall.

Our recon squad is made up of some of the toughest and meanest soldiers you’ll ever meet, but they’re smart enough to get out before the dogs start preying at night; those hounds of Hell make their living counterparts seem about as threatening as a bunch of kittens after dinner.

With the war demanding every ounce of strength we can muster, there’s no telling when a full search and rescue operation will be conducted. For now we can only hope that our soldiers in the swamp can hold the zombies off.

u jsut copied that from the post of the overview!

AAAAAHHHH BE QUIET GANGSTER lol anyway i read that post off a twitter post before that guy even posted it so leave me alone

u always copy someone else stuff

that's so not true. I don't i just find the things a little bit later and go straight to post thread. Just because people post things 2 minutes before me doesn't mean i copied it from them

wait nearly everyone copies off other people! how else would you know about it if the person you copied it off didnt post it?

leave that lad alone hes trying 2 giv us want we want^ thank you

yh man what exactly what you said.. i dont see two two posting this..! i wouldve posted but he beat me lol

sorry already posted please close

Soldiers,

After butt ****ing all night and being wasted we totally just crash landed in some swamp in Japan. After saying all those Jap jokes, we kinda pissed off some ZOMBIES. . . We have no idea what they want but they aren't getting in the action unless they bring condoms.

Having big fat Fred on our squad, the zombies will sure go for him first because of the grease we put all over his body last night. He also is the only one supplying condoms. Our job is to drink tea and eat bread with jam while Fred gets to business. . .

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