Post: Shi No Numa: Character Speech Guide
06-13-2009, 06:04 PM #1
.Taco
Counter Strike: Nerd Offensive
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Shi No Numa: Character Speech Guide

i KNOW you guys have heard the guys talking but i just wanted to post telling everyone wat all the guys can say. i'll give you a name and the nationality of the character and i'll put the speech afterwards and the occasion wen he says that line.

KEY:
(HS)=says it after a headshot.
(MBB)=mistery box bear
(P)= perk.
(PU)= power up (insta kill, atom bomb etc.)
(MBG)=mistery box gun
(LA)=low ammo
(RK)=regular kill
(HH)=hell hounds
(R)=random
(EE)=easter egg
(D)=downed
(OPA)=other player action.
(HBZ)=hit by zombie
(EA)=enviornmental action (like the zipline)
(LM)=low money

NOTE: this is only the things i've heard and i can't remember a few so please post if i'm missing any. and some of the speach may be slightly wrong but oh well don't cry about it.

Nikolai Belinski (Russain-Funny Guy) :

1. I'm Fast, i'm deadly..... i'm drunk. (HS)

2. I need more Vodka! I.. I, I mean ammo!(LA)

3. No one stands in the way of the red army!(RK)

4. I will make red square with thier blood!(MBG)

5. Just what we needed! Although some vodka would be nice (PU)

6. Holy shit! did you see that ****ing head come apart!? (HS)

7. You are no match for Nikolai! (HS)

8. I feel like dirty socialist. (PU)

9. You dropped somthing! Like you brain. hehaha! (HS)

10. Get out of my ****ing way (RK)

11. Now there's a musical easter egg on every map! i like this. (EE: Secret Achievement.)

12. Don't get all bolshivic about it you dog... (D)

13. Keep that fire away from my vodka! (PU)

14. I was born for this weapon (MBG)

15. I hate this ****ing box! (MBB)

16. Die! DIE DIE DIE!!! (Knife Kill)

17. This might sobre me up a bit. (P)

18. I feel stronger than usual (P)

19. Don't get all excited over one lowzy headshot. (OPA)

20. I need more money, why can't we share the treasures?(LM)

21. I'm low on ammo! I'll kill them with my breath! (LA) *thnx Shadow_Rida*

22. STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA! (HH) *thnx matt0602*

23. This is the gun i used to kill my first wife. (MBG) *Thnx A z a *


Tank Dempsey (American-Badass):

1. Do it again, I'll bite you back freak bag! (HBZ)

2. I know your not laughing at me you ****er (MBB)

3. Ca-****ing-BOOM freak bags! (PU)

4. Shit! i think his skull just hit next week! (HS)

5. I'm ready to tear some shit apart! (MBG)

6. Good, old fashioned lightning gun! (MBG)

7. Slide n' Ride i love it! (EA)

8. Those don't sound like freakbags! (HH)

9. Headshot! To bad we aint keepin' score. (HS)

10. Thanks, that was a close one! (D)

11. Six Shooter! Thats all i need (MBG)*thnx Shadow_Rida*

12. Uh oh, those don't sound like freak bags. (HH) *thnx matt0602

13. I'm suprised you didn't want to torture him first! (OPA)

14. Time for a Zom-b-que! (FlameThrower)

15. Hahahaha! (MBG)

16. Awesome Town. Population: One. Me!(FlameThrower) *Thnx EYHS Nemisis*

17. I dont know who the hell Ray is, but his gun looks awesome! (MBG) *thnx EYHS Nemisis*

18.Burn Baby Burn! (Flamethrower)*thnx SniperScope*

19. I would like to meet this chick who sung this jingle(P)*Thnx SniperScope*

20. Its time to kick some freakbag ass! (MBG) *thnx SniperScope*

Takeo Masaki (Japaneese-Honorbound):

1. You have felt my wrath! (HS)

2. It never saw it's fate. (HS)

3. You aim improves, even as your vision deteriorates.(OPA)

4. Did the box ever... truly exist? (MBB)

5. This must be from tokyo! (MBG)

6. Screw YOU! (Knife Kill)

7. My Death, would have been honorable (D)

8. the emporer would be pleased with you (D)

9. The emporer has given us a bounty of amunition! (PU)

10. The bear.... has the heart of a dragon. (MBB). *thnx Girby2K9*

11. I found an easter egg of honor! (EE: Secret Achievement) *thnx Hikari6625*

Doctor Richtofen(German-Kinda Gay)

1. He tried to kiss me! (HBZ)

2. I should get paid for this pleasure! (Unknown)

3. I want to dance! (RK)

4. This is fun ya? (FlameThrower)

5. Did you see the fountain of blood? (Explosive Kill)

6. All i have left is my knife, but that means blood! (LA) *thnx jakeBIHH*

7. I have no more bullets to treat my patients! (LA) *thnx EYSH Nemisis*

8. Get off me you Schweine-Hünde! (HBZ) *thnx GuyAlmighty*


Full names of characters from the Treyarch News section.

The people that told me some have credit next to the speech!

The rest of the credit is straight to me Happy
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The following 8 users say thank you to .Taco for this useful post:

+tA. Rick, faster, Gorillaman3454, LilP, Oneinfamous2, ShAdoW_RiDa, Shockk, UndeadxCorpse
06-25-2009, 06:23 AM #38
Number Two on your Doctor Richtofen list is actually "I don't need to get paid for this pleasure! (PU)"
06-25-2009, 06:50 AM #39
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
when takeo gets the ppsh (MBG) he says

'kunichoowa zombie!!'

lmao sorry if i spelt it wrog but i dnt how to spell it! Smile
06-28-2009, 01:51 AM #40
Jackie Chan said: "The box will reappear (slight pause) Where it should reappear!"
06-28-2009, 05:06 AM #41
"what's that clicking? Oh I'm out of ammo!"- nikolai
08-04-2009, 08:16 AM #42
Nikolai #23 is "This is the gun i used to kill my first wife... she was bitch"
and richtofen is not gay he is evil and likes to torture ppl
stuff u missed on Dr.R
Wunderwaffe oh how i missed you!
Watch the blood spurt!
Poor puppies they no. no better!
Takeo
Challenged by a little bear...I accept
This is not from our world(wen u shoot the meteor)
This looks like a Japanese design(activate flogger)

Stay dead this time...are u ****in resputain(sorry i dont no how to spell last word and i dont know who says this Nikolai or Dr.R)
08-04-2009, 08:42 AM #43
+Sfx Krush
Childish Gambino <3
u missed wat the american says wen he is hungry

"um where is my big mac?...i know i stuffed like 40 in my pants this morning"

and the japenese guy wen he is mad

"No more eggrolls for u"

and the german when random stuff happens

"Gesundheit"
08-04-2009, 09:26 AM #44
When u shot meteor thing in storage with richtofen he say sumthin like "this must be where element 115 comes from"
08-04-2009, 09:31 AM #45
+Sfx Krush
Childish Gambino <3
Originally posted by sillymuk View Post
When u shot meteor thing in storage with richtofen he say sumthin like "this must be where element 115 comes from"


no he says "thats the $h!t the big macs are made from" lol he does no joke

and then wen the dogs are coming (when it starts getting foggy and looks all polluted) the japenese says "i didnt know that we were back in japan" u get it? japan, fog, pollution, all the time lol
08-04-2009, 11:51 AM #46
Originally posted by matt0602 View Post
nikolai 20 is share the points not treasures btw
dempsy ses wen no ammo"F**K! I can't blow shit up without ammo"
and "I'm almost out of ammo, but I'm not scared"
When i got the quick revive perk, it coulb be for others "Mmm... Tastes fishy"


Takeo says "Mmm...Tastes like sushi" not fishy

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