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Okay, this post isn't gonna make me very popular I don't think.
My friend and I, need 1 (possibly 2, dependant on another) person to play Der Riese with.
The problem is, we're stupidly fussy. We do not like anyone we meet.. Basically
If you -
- Have an accent that might make it hard for us to understand you
- A nasty voice
- A cold
- A habit of not paying attention
- A problem with following orders
- A mental disorder which makes you want to run in front of us constantly while we're shooting, and then steal our kills
DO NOT BOTHER.
Now, if you -
- Are generally friendly
- Have a good sense of humour
- Don't mind some very controversial topics
- Don't mind swearing
- Have a mic & do not breathe like you've just escaped from a drowning.
- Can listen, and act like a team player
LET ME KNOW

Yeah, all of those last ones are needed.
Sure, I've made it sound bad, but you'll enjoy it if you play, and don't piss us off.. We've been called a "hilarious radio talkshow" before, and we've also made several kids who fink deys frum da gett0 cry.
In short, we need a mature person. We play well, and we enjoy the game, and there's a lot of laughing. We need someone we can introduce into our little group, 'cause really, the retards who we find in lobbies are nothing short of pathetic.
Anyways - If you're up for it, add Velcrohead- on PSN (that's me) and I'll sort it out.
We plan on playing at about 11GMT tonight, so we need someone by then