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1.) - When you activate a teleport and you go down the other players just sit there letting the clock run out.

2.) - Leave the game when you are the last person left because you are building all of the walls up after everyone else is dead. I did this and everyone left, it is fundamentals and I was pissed!

Add along fellas...

Whn thy r level 1

When someone gets a wunderwaffle and askes how he uses it

When a guy flamethrowers you and you cant see what the hell your doing.

When your teamate uses his last 2500 to buy double tap instead of juggernog.

0.) When you get to round to and there like wtf
0.)When they think there guns get stronger every round
0.)When they think they can steal your gun if they shooot you or knife you enough.
0.) When they tell you that there the best at nazi zombies and they completed it in 4 mins.

Missing a few: (x for lack of a better number )

x) Grenades on rounds 1, 2, or 3. At zombies still outside the map.
x) Complain that you are "too slow" at killing zombies on early rounds.
x) Use a "Kaboom!" 2 seconds after getting 2x points or insta-kill.
x) grab ammo without simply saying first "reload everyone"...
x) Not only buy Gewer(sp?), but buy ammo for it at least twice, from shooting at zombie hands, feet, and legs.
x) Spend all their points on mystery box, get good gun, then die and lose it.
x) they try to kill 100% of the zombies alone, away from everyone, dies, then quits game.
x) Tells you Verruckt gun glitch "WILL WORK!!!!" on Der Riese.
x) Yells profanities after you couldn't hold off round 20, 4 players worth of zombies on your own because they already died for the 5th time, and your out of monkeys. Despite not listening to any suggestions you make up to that point. After killing your crawler for 6 rounds straight, hogging all kills and leaving you with no points. It wasn't them, oh no, it's YOUR fault game over.
x) Use waffle at round 8 or something, ensuring that no one will be getting any points anytime soon.
x) "lets all go camp by the mystery box!!!"... "Revive me!" "OK!!" "oh @#% I'm down too!"^ (just repeat until out of points)

I could write a novel...

1. when they throw a monkey at the last zombie
2. they fail to get the monkeys from the box
3. they waste like a full clip on a zombie and still don't kill it
4. leave
5. walk around the map like an idiot (even though I sometimes do that)
6. run away from the impending zombie horde

you know your playing with noobs when...

(some number) they get greedy when they see a max ammo, automatic rebuild walls or instakill and go for it even when theres a whole concert of zombies around it.

(another number) whenever they use the wanderwaffle? or the ray gun they get downed by thier own blast

(keeps going) they run to your window and think you need help and shoot your kills only to find out thiers has already been breached

(getting tired) they crouch or stay in front of you so you can't move even though there is alot of zombies coming your way

that's all i can think of:rolleyes:^

when they spell it wanderwaffle.