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Last night i had ur mom in LAST STAND. i used DEEP iMPACT 2 DOUBLE TAP that ass. Man, she sucked me lyk she got iRON LUNGS. so i took her 2 BOUNCiNG BETTY's & pounded them with my jUGGERNAUT. We went all nite w EXTREME CONDiTiONiNG. Her SLEiGHT OF HAND made me SONiC BOOM all over her face w STEADY AiM. U didnt hear us cz we were DEAD SiLENCEd.

Lol that's funny

person: damn how you doing that
me: go to this website
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when i had noclip on cod5

Poem 1: Last night I was making love while in Last Stand with your mama she gave me a blow job and damn her Iron Lungs ruled me. I used Stopping Power and Deep Impact to crack that ass but damn the woman kept me going with her Juggernaut. So I decided to take those two Bouncing betty’s and pounded them with my Sleight of Hand and Double Tap. When It was going goood I squirted a Martyrdom on her face but the b*tch had Toss Back!!!
We kept going all night with Extreme Conditioning you didn’t see or hear cause of our Camouflage and Dead silence so your Reconnaissance didn’t work!!

Poem 2: Last night your Granny did a Back Stabber to my friend she decided to touch me but I said Oh No You Don't we ran mad like we were in a Marathon luckily I found a huge cliff I jumped down and said Sayonara but your granny jumped down to so while she was in Mid air I threw a rock at her so she had a Hard Landing but she was a Desperado. When she was about to catch and rape me and at the The Brink she fell down unconscious so I didn't have to do Self Defense."


Poem 3: Last week I grabbed your girls Nades she liked it so I gave her my Knife but Damn she destroyed it with her Bowie Knife. So I took my Bazooka shot out a Rocket but damn she was like a Tank it took me three Rockets and one Sticky Grenade to make her moan. She asked me to be rude until so I found out she used to be a dude!!!

Poem 4: "Last time when I saw a Hell Hound dump yet my friend gave it a little hump. As the lag went bad a Crawler gave me a little death shag . My friend will save me with a Knife but then he stabbed his wife so he decided to use his Quick Revive but she sprung back to fast and hit his hairy Bowie Knife.
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Haha yours really good..

I dont got any funny ones..

I got PTRS you have MAGNUM

LOL! i got a cod 4 onr and thats all: im ganna stick my overgrown juggernaught in your backlot with double tap and sonic boom in your face

lmao I needed that laugh thanks.

P.S you misspelt here in the title

Haha i got these in chain messages so funny

yeah you must be mistaken re right your post because I don't think you have no clip on cod5! you mean cod4? and my joke is the same as the guy who made this thread and i know where he got the joke from a random chain letter

ill 1v1 1 any1 4 joke