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1.The correct name: Consider a proper name that nobody understands, but that frightens everyone, including: D3474 or MAS73R

2. Windows Xp and nothing else:Do not be banal to use Linux for real. Who says you can not hack with Window XP has no understanding of.

3. Notice to the authorities: This is a very important point. Make sure that the authorities are aware you exist. Openly claim to have hacked the AIVD.

4. Suspects Send e-mail: Send e-mails with the words''such as biological weapons' of Attack''kings''in the subject field. That will certainly stand out.

5. MSN: Do NOT use smileys on this is unprofessional, if you want to use a smiley :-) use this, often not even type the word lol ...



What a hacker must have decided:



1. A main computer: Without a more appropriate system of 800 MHz with 256 MB RAM and a 10GB hard drive.

2. A second computer: Allows you can perform many tasks simultaneously

3. An Internet connection: Self-explanatory.

4. A printer: A printer is part of the basic equipment, also useful for long, people go to blackmail etc etc

5. Cannot understand this? make a better 1!


THANKS / REP+ / NOMINATE

Don't you just love made up statistics? I do.

OP, this wasn't funny, at all. Go tell this to the kids on the slide at the playground; they'll surely appreciate your humor more.

Nice... but i don't want to hack anything... oh well

Anons will merk you if they see this.

Anons??????

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wow thats cool i like alot but kinda weird

Gonna go try this right now, thanks.