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Step 1. Go to start, then run
Step 2. Type in cmd
Step 3. Then type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
Step 4. Leave it a while and it should connect and start to play


Cool keyboard

Step 1. Go to start, then run
Step 2. Type osk
Step 3. you can use this with most web-sites !

Pinball hack

Step 1. Go onto pinball
Step 2. Wait for it to load up
Step 3. Then type hidden testh
Step 4. 1 billion score !

Solitair glitch !

Step 1. Go onto solitair
Step 2. Quickly press alt shift + 2 all at the same time
Step 3. WWEEEEEEE ! lol


Hidden xp song !

Step 1. Go to run then type System32
Step 2. Open a file called oobe
Step 3. Open images
Step 4. Then open 'Title'
Step 5. Sit back and relax to the 16minute secret xp song !

Bush's hidden facts
Step 1. Go to run and type notepad
Step 2. Now type bush hid the facts
Step 3. Save it on your desktop as 'bush' close notepad
then re-open.
Step 4. Creepy

Google tricks !

All you have to do for this trick is type these words on google and press im
feeling lucky !

1. Google nazi
2. Google loco
3. Google l33t
4. Google gothic
5. Ewmew fudd
6. xx-klington
7. xx-piglatin
8. Google bsd
9. Google linux
10. Google easter egg
11. The answer to life the universe and everything ( thats just a normal search )
12. xx-klingon
13. xx-pirate
14. xx-hacker
15. xx-bork
16. find chuck norris

How to put a password on your files

Step 1. Right click on your file and click add to archive
Step 2. Go to the advanced tab and press set password
Step 3. Put in your desired password then make sure that you have the 'encrypt file names' box ticked. And the show password unticked.
Step 4. You now should have your password protected file ! Perfect for your... dodgy stuff

Is your computer TTOOO damn slow then try these solutions !

Temporary files

Step 1. GO to run then type %temp%
Step 2. Delete all these files they are all temporary and unimportant !
Step 3. Do this on a regular basis

I surgest using cleaner its free and very effective at clearing out your junk

A faster startup

Step 1. Go to start then run and type msconfig
Step 2. Go to the start up tab and untick anything which you dont want or dont need.


Lay out makes you lag

Step 1. Right click on my computer and go to properties.
Step 2. Click the advanced tab and click performance.
Step 3. Tick the box Adjust best for performance.

Unnecessary delays !

Step 1. Go to run and type in regedit
Step 2. Open the HKEY_CURRNENT_USER
Step 3. Open the control panel listed
Step 4. Then click on desktop
Step 5. Now on the files to the right double click on the one called
Menushowdelay
Step 6. Change the value data to 0
Step 7. Your computer is now Usain Bolt !!!

How to make a harmless prank/fake virus !! !!!

Step 1. On your desktop right click make a new shortcut and a window should pop up put the name
shutdown -s -t 900 -c "your personal message"
On the part above it does not have to be 900 thats the amount of seconds that the computer will shut down in and you dont type your personal message you type a personal message oh and it has to have to "........"
Step 2. Save it as anything you want and change the icon if you want.
Step 3. When you click on it a window will come up with your message an saying that the computer will shut down in X seconds !
Step 4. It doesent matter if you let it get to zero i
t will shut shut down your computer
but if you want to stop it the only possible way is to go too run then type
shutdown -a

Some of these were copied from other sites.
But please feel free to comment with more ideas and or things i have not added.
Thanks, TheReaper

kool i knew a few on the top. i liked the bush one the best :O

Cool thread Reaper!!!I'm out of Thanks for the moment but i'll thank you later!!

Greetz!!!

Lol, that's awesome.

the bush one didnt work for me. im on vista

lol when i typed in find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky on google it showed "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."

hahaha these are awesome!

Thank's these are awesome!

Couldn't get the ones I tried to work xD
- Starwars one couldn't find telnet?
- On-screen board is in accessories also
- I don't somehow have pinball
- Solitair glitch just didn't work for me (and yes, I pressed it fast)
- No 'images' in the oobe folder
- When I re-opened 'bush', nothing had changed.

Guess my Windows XP fails...