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x=msgbox("This was a triumph." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I'm making a note here:" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("HUGE SUCCESS." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("It's hard to overstate my satisfaction." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Aperture Science" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("We do what we must" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("because we can. " ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("For the good of all of us." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Except the ones who are dead." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("But there's no sense crying over every mistake." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("You just keep on trying till you run out of cake." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And the Science gets done." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And you make a neat gun." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("For the people who are still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I'm not even angry." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I'm being so sincere right now." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Even though you broke my heart." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And killed me." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And tore me to pieces." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And threw every piece into a fire." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Now these points of data make a beautiful line." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And we're out of beta." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("We're releasing on time." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("So I'm GLaD. I got burned." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Think of all the things we learned" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("for the people who are still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Go ahead and leave me." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I think I prefer to stay inside" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Maybe you'll find someone else to help you." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Maybe Black Mesa" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("...." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("THAT WAS A JOKE." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("HAHA. FAT CHANCE." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Anyway, this cake is great." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("It's so delicious and moist." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("Look at me still talking" ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("when there's Science to do." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I've experiments to run." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("There is research to be done." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("On the people who are still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And believe me I am still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I'm doing Science and I'm still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("While you're dying I'll be still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("And when you're dead I will be still alive." ,0, "GLaDOS")
x=msgbox("STILL ALIVE" ,0, "GLaDOS")