Post: Funny Scripts To Prank Your Friends :)
08-01-2010, 06:32 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1) Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
Type :

@echo off
msg * I don't like you
shutdown -c "Error! You are too **!" -s

Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.

2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

3) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type :

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
Type :

WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type :

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
Type :

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
loop

Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.

8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
Type :

@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:

1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type :

@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two

Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.

Credits- securityteam2010
Last edited by PENNSTATE ; 08-01-2010 at 06:37 PM.

The following 4 users say thank you to PENNSTATE for this useful post:

CL-_-WAW-_-MW2, God_of_War,
08-01-2010, 06:57 PM #2
im doing this asap
08-01-2010, 07:12 PM #3
Originally posted by Whiskey View Post
im doing this asap


enjoy, mate
08-01-2010, 07:13 PM #4
Pullz7
Splicer
How do you disable this?
08-01-2010, 07:18 PM #5
haha dude thanks for the post we learned some of these commands in programming.
08-01-2010, 07:25 PM #6
Pullz7
Splicer
I wanna know how to stop this
08-01-2010, 07:36 PM #7
Originally posted by Pullz7 View Post
I wanna know how to stop this


Lmao turn off the computer

---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:35 PM ----------

Originally posted by Matt
haha dude thanks for the post we learned some of these commands in programming.


Np, enjoy
Last edited by PENNSTATE ; 08-01-2010 at 07:45 PM.
08-01-2010, 07:44 PM #8
Just4Hax
"I will speak ill of
Originally posted by RUL3S View Post
wtf i dont understand this at all


Then you must be newer to hacking.
08-01-2010, 07:47 PM #9
Originally posted by RUL3S View Post
wtf i dont understand this at all


Make a note pad and copy one of the hacks in to is click save as and change the .txt to what i say at the end of each hack
08-02-2010, 04:38 PM #10
Legalize It
steeezynutz
oooo i like the last one :black:

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