Post: Can Some One Give Me A Virus
03-14-2011, 06:38 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); i want a new computer from my dad LAWl my computer is soo shit i had it for 3 years i can barely counterstrike source it cant even run LFD. My dad wont buy me a new pc because he saya aslong as it works then its fine. so i want a someone to give me a virus or trojon which will**** my pc up so ma dad will be buy me a new one

plz just a trojon / no malware or spyware or some shit like tht
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03-14-2011, 05:23 PM #11
x420XP
Utter Perfectionist
If its a Desktop computer pour a liquid inside (preferably water) and turn it on, hopefully it should start steaming, tell your dad your computer is a fire, only bad thing is, you MAY atcually cause a real fire.
If its a Laptop, pick it up and fall down the stairs, hopefully breaking the laptop. If asked what happened, you tripped. Problem is, it may not be the laptop that breaks.

Or, you get a hammer and smash it to pieces Happy
03-14-2011, 06:33 PM #12
Originally posted by united4ever View Post
i want a new computer from my dad LAWl my computer is soo shit i had it for 3 years i can barely counterstrike source it cant even run LFD. My dad wont buy me a new pc because he saya aslong as it works then its fine. so i want a someone to give me a virus or trojon which will**** my pc up so ma dad will be buy me a new one

plz just a trojon / no malware or spyware or some shit like tht


well i agree with ClutchLikeMelo do what said or make a fake virus i would love to help u Happy i can make a RAT and control your computer and u show ur dad that its acting up blah blah the interenet is opening by its self :black::black: PM if u want me to make a RAT so i can help you Happy btw funny thread jajaja
03-14-2011, 06:41 PM #13
Me and my friend can make virus's in visual basic but i'm not sure if what we can create will completely **** up your computer Smile
03-14-2011, 06:42 PM #14
Millz
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03-14-2011, 06:53 PM #15
Originally posted by united4ever View Post
i want a new computer from my dad LAWl my computer is soo shit i had it for 3 years i can barely counterstrike source it cant even run LFD. My dad wont buy me a new pc because he saya aslong as it works then its fine. so i want a someone to give me a virus or trojon which will**** my pc up so ma dad will be buy me a new one

plz just a trojon / no malware or spyware or some shit like tht


i feel bad 4 your dad. He bought u a PC with HES own money, and u just want some1 to give u a trojan? Damn....

And it is ways to get rid of the trojan, even if its a startup virus..

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03-14-2011, 11:17 PM #16
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
Just open up your computer and snip a random, unnoticeable wire. Make sure it doesn't work after that, then tell him. He won't expect a wire problem, he will just think something is wrong with the hardware now

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Originally posted by iSwipper View Post
i feel bad 4 your dad. He bought u a PC with HES own money, and u just want some1 to give u a trojan? Damn....

And it is ways to get rid of the trojan, even if its a startup virus..


He better be happy has has a 3 year old computer and not a 10 year old computer like me. My dad however is planning on buying me a new one soon, so. Happy
03-14-2011, 11:25 PM #17
GBish
Banned
Here's a Trojan that will fck your computer up .
HAVE FUN!

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03-15-2011, 12:10 AM #18
HOST Lee
IM A AWESOME
Originally posted by X View Post
If its a Desktop computer pour a liquid inside (preferably water) and turn it on, hopefully it should start steaming, tell your dad your computer is a fire, only bad thing is, you MAY atcually cause a real fire.
If its a Laptop, pick it up and fall down the stairs, hopefully breaking the laptop. If asked what happened, you tripped. Problem is, it may not be the laptop that breaks.

Or, you get a hammer and smash it to pieces Happy


LOL What If He Tripped And Broke His Neck! :O
03-15-2011, 12:16 AM #19
NoMooreMercy
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Google SpySheriff. That ****ed up my old PC pretty badly.

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