Little Jimmy waltzed along the strait stone path with a furrowed brow. “I wonder what like would be like if I didn't have jump over people whenever we crossed paths? I wonder what I could do to find out...”, he thought.
“Ring! Ring!”, went the bell at Jimmy's uncle Sam's electronics shop. “Hey Jimmy! What do you need?”, uncle Sam exclaimed quizzically. “Oh nothing, I was just wondering, what would I need to make another dimension?”, Jimmy questioned. “Oh nothing much Jimmy boy, just four billion dollars , a trip to Bob's Dimension Super Store, and a Swiss Army knife. Now let me tell you boy, those knives do everything!”, uncle Sam exclaimed. “Well, do you have any of that?” , Jimmy asked. “Why yes I do! I just stole five billion from my customers today! Here you go. I am still short on swiss army knives though.” , uncle Sam exclaimed. “Well thanks a lot uncle Sam! I will see you in a week when I am all done!”, Jimmy declared.
Jimmy had burnt holes in the bottom of his pockets and money was falling out, so he immediately left off to Bob's Dimension Super Store. “Hey Jimmy! What are you up to?”, Bob asked. “Oh nothing really, just trying to turn this flat world into one with a little more 'imension' to it.”, Jimmy stated. “Well I have just what you need, the Dimension Maker 3000!”, Bob exclaimed. “Now that will only be four billion dollars.”, Bob pronounced. “WOW! That is a low price! I have the money right here Mr. Bob!” Jimmy excitedly squealed. “Alrighty then, here you go Jimmy. I will even throw in a swiss army knife for the great business you have given to me.” Bob stated. “Gee-Whiz thanks a lot Mr. Bob, see you in a week when I am done!”, Jimmy screamed out.
So the great project was started. Jimmy ventured off into a quiet and solitary place, he liked to call, “Great Great Great Grandma's house”. When Jimmy arrived in the town where Great Great Great Grandma lived, he went to the cemetery, placed flowers on her tomb stone, and then jogged over to her house. Her house smelled like dead cat and multiple types of feces, which was what he thrived off of smelling, so now this house empowered him all the more! Now, its time to get to work!
With crayons in hand, Jimmy drew out instructions that would have definitely gotten an A+ in a preschool art class. Step by step he followed his well thought out instructions and finally got his Dimension about up and running. All he had to do was press the start button on the Dimension Maker 3000 and he would be set! Click. Click Click click CLICK! Nothing happened even though Jimmy put days into his machine. With a red face and tears streaming down his cheeks, he remembered that he had forgot the most important part of his machine! He forgot the key! So out came the glowing and shiny swiss army knife. As it glistened from the sun coming tin hrough the windows, Jimmy inserted it into the machine. Click. JkhsdjkfhKJHFDjkhsjkdahfl KA BLOOEY!