Post: One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't:
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03-31-2011, 09:14 PM
#1
Swat Valley
I am error
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the **** up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:
1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:
-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe "S" key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can't drag and drop!
Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:
2. **** you.
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit:
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tq7yykR-DM]YouTube - Mac morons can't talk without using their hands.[/ame]
Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:
# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed (see above).
After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community? It's a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a product. I think this parody helps illustrate Apple's unspoken message:
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JixbzFjv_cU]YouTube - Mac vs PC Parody: The Unspoken Message[/ame]
iTunes is the new Real Player:
In doing research for this article, I decided to reinstall iTunes, a program I hadn't used since version 4 (now on 7). Here it is, just working:
Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC, and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn't even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway:
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit.
Taken from The Best Page In The Universe (literally dude)
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04-02-2011, 03:32 PM
#31
Oneup
Guest
Originally posted by Swat
You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn't even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway:
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Looks to me like you can
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04-03-2011, 01:05 PM
#34
itzzJake
Splicer
I'm a Mac Fanboy...
Was this necessary? This is only going to start a shitstorm lol
But here we go:
1). Have you ever noticed how many PC Fix It sites there are??? There are quite a bit more problems on PC's than Macs.
2). **** YOU, hypocrite.
. Why are you getting so defensive when we say our OS is better than yours?
3)..... I got nothin' for this. That quote is just hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen :p
Was this necessary? This is only going to start a shitstorm lol
But here we go:
1). Have you ever noticed how many PC Fix It sites there are??? There are quite a bit more problems on PC's than Macs.
2). **** YOU, hypocrite.
. Why are you getting so defensive when we say our OS is better than yours?3)..... I got nothin' for this. That quote is just hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen :p
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04-03-2011, 01:34 PM
#35
mattlrich
Retired
Originally posted by Swat
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the **** up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users unable to shut their mouths? Everywhere I go, there's another asshole with a Mac preaching about how much better Macs are than PCs. They regurgitate lines directly from Apple's marketing campaign, like "it just works." I have the following rebuttals to this argument:
1. If everything on a Mac just works, then why does a website called "Mac fix it" exist, assholes? Here are a few choice topics on macfixitforums.com:
-Login window stuck!
-lower caSe "S" key not working!!
-Menu bar keeps flashing
-I can't drag and drop!
Waaaah, boo hoo! I can't drag and drop! Dumbass. Looks like your Macs aren't perfect after all, which leads me to my second point:
2. **** you.
I don't know why Mac users get so defensive when you call them idiots. I mean, Apple is a company that has built its entire user base around the fact that its users can't do simple things like turn their computers on. Hell, most Mac users can't even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit:
Stupid user base aside, I will never own a Mac. It's not so much that I'm a PC loyalist. I'm not. It's that I'm not stylish enough to own one. Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:
# An artist.
# In a band.
# Unemployed (see above).
After the recent Apple conference, Mac fans were elated. One person was quoted as saying "I've had a Macintosh now for a total of 35 days, and I'm really excited to be part of the Mac community." Part of the Mac community? It's a computer, not a social movement, asshole! I feel like Apple is not just selling computers, they're selling a way of life, and I'm not ready to be that heavily invested in a product. I think this parody helps illustrate Apple's unspoken message:
iTunes is the new Real Player:
In doing research for this article, I decided to reinstall iTunes, a program I hadn't used since version 4 (now on 7). Here it is, just working:
Back in the late 90s, everyone used Real Player. Then those cocks at Real Network got greedy, and tried to get their application to take over your entire PC, and people stopped using it. Same thing is happening with Quicktime now. You can't install Quicktime anymore unless you download bullshit iTunes. This section was supposed to be longer, but I couldn't even install iTunes so I could bitch about it. Not that I could have used it for what I wanted to anyway:
If I want to manufacture biological weapons with my copy of iTunes, I will, fascists. Ditch this bullshit.
Taken from The Best Page In The Universe (literally dude)
Completely useless thread. I hope your happy after just preaching your bull shit to a forum because we are the only ones who will listen to this shit. That was slightly amusing though. 10+ internets for you.
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04-03-2011, 04:50 PM
#37
nAb_PwNeR
Banned
Just to get this straight to everyone IM NOT A MAC USER! But Mac does have some good programs that PC dont have.....btw Mac users say PC has so many problems...at lease we can fix ours...one you have a problem you have to send the damn thing to get it fixed cause no one knows shit about Mac cause its to advance to even hack!
but for real who cares whos is better...its just a fin computer...get over it...I like both but id rather have a PC...everyone has their opinions
but for real who cares whos is better...its just a fin computer...get over it...I like both but id rather have a PC...everyone has their opinions
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