As the Welshman in this thread I feel its my place to drop the first joke.... Capello's just phoned Wayne Bridge and said, "I've just spoken to JT and he's lost the captain's armband. Do me a favour and have a good look under your bed for me."
In all seriousness though, it's his own fault. For 100k a week I would be a ****ing saint. For that sort of cash a week over a 10 year career plus sponsorships I would give up sex! Anyone who says they wouldn't is a lier. He's a excellent captain but when captain of your country you need to be a role model and Terry certainly isn't a good role model.
Edit: Just got another text with a joke...
NEWS FLASH!
John Terry has just released a statement after losing the England captaincy.
Terry says "I don't know what all the fuss is about, everyone knows when a fullback leaves a hole the centre back fills it"
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