(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


Enjoy ^

Feel free to give some examples of the ones you know.

Not Funny. Poor , Sorry. Just My Opinion I Like Good Comedy Not Weird.

I find it funny

20. Take out your freakishly large schlong and make the other men jealous as they have tiny penises.

Haha, It really depends on who you are.
I don't have any probs though. :p Jk

I'd do number 20, but i don't think they'd appericiate me slapping them on there faces with my 1 inch wonder. Only joking :L

haha lal i might do some of these and see the reactions i get when i walk out of the cubicle

21. If you know someone is takin a #2, ask them politely if they would like a candle.

22. Buy some chocolate with nuts in it and bring it home, shape it into the shape of poo-poo :p and put it in a baggie then freeze for next day. Bring "poop" to work/school/any public restroom and wait to thaw (eww), go into stall and wait for someone to enter stall next to you. Take poop out of baggie and roll into the next stall, wait for reaction.

Lol you had some pretty funny ones, nice job.

Lol at no# 22

>> Go to a urinal and leave one strand of pube on the edge.

>> Take off all your clothes and scatter them next to the door so people could see, then start grunting.