1. In Soviet Russia, toilet plugs YOU!!
2. In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
3. In Soviet Russia, Michael Jackson gets raped by YOU!!
4. In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
5. In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!
6. IN Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
7. In Soviet Russia, this can’t touch YOU!!
8. In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
9. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
10. In Soviet Russia, children spank YOU!!
11. In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
12. In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
13. In Soviet Russia, book reads YOU!!
14. In Soviet Russia, exception makes YOU!!
15. In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
16. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
17. In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!!
18. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots YOU!!
19. In Soviet Russia, shit takes YOU!!
20. In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!