(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so everyone just post any random funny quote or statement and on top of that rate the person's quote/statement above you from a 1 - 10, 10 being very funny and 1 being not funny... I'll go first .

"Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard."

Oh and this is random but its funny, check out this pic, my friend had it on his t-shirt at school today.

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1/10
"life is like a box a chocolate never know what you goin to get"

Second that.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'ick', and 'Colon'. "

-Chris Rock

Lmao. :D