(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so everyone just post any random funny quote or statement and on top of that rate the person's quote/statement above you from a 1 - 10, 10 being very funny and 1 being not funny... I'll go first .

"Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard."

Oh and this is random but its funny, check out this pic, my friend had it on his t-shirt at school today.

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This is just like the joke thread just a little modified

Yea but these arent jokes, they are supposed to be more like quotes or lines.

Haha , 7-8/10

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

" Once you go asian, You'll never go back "

- I'm asian my self and I thought this is one of the stupidest things I would want to hear.. Haha.

-"Life's a bitch, then you marry one!"

"im tired of these mother ****in snakes on this mother ****in plane"

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little."

"Fuk yo' couch nigguh!"...That is all :cool:.