Post: 21 Chat-Up Lines Guaranteed To Get You LAID!
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03-26-2010, 04:54 PM
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1. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
2. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
3. Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
4. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot
5. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
6. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection.
7. You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
8. I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
9. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
]10. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
11. "I'm on fire, can I run through your sprinkler?"
12. There are 206 bones in the human body, want one more?
13. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
]14. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
15. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
16. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.
17. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?(Pull your pockets inside out....) Would u like to?
18. Would you like to see my circumcision scar?
19. Why don't we go back to my place and do the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?
20. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
21. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!
Obviously all of these aren't chat-up lines that I use or have used in the past nor will I ever plan to use them as chat-up lines don't work unless you're chatting up a total whore, but feel free to give them a try if you don't know how to talk to the ladies :cool:...trial and error will set you negros straight :cool:.
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