Post: Tell Me Why Yo Momma's... [EXPLICIT]
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04-01-2010, 04:53 PM
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Poseidon
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Couchie smells like an elephant from an African zoo.
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Couchie is as worn out as Adrian Peterson's cleats after a season of not switching.
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Couchie is open to the public like Wal*Mart.
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Couchie flows like the Grande Rapids.
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Couchie is used like my deodorant.
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Couchie is wetter than Niagra Falls.
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Is wetter then the rain forest when she starts to sweat.
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Is so stupid, she stops at a stop sign and waits for it to go green!
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Teeth are so yellow when she smiles people in car's start slowing down.
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So stupid she sold her phone for credit
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So fat even Jesus can't lift her spirit!
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Tell Me Why Yo Momma's knees were on the floor an she was licking my...
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Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo mama's so old she sat next to Jesus in the 4th grade.
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Yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Post more, and Ill add them!
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