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Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. (So true)

Being dyslexic has drawbacks. I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

I miss you like a retard misses the point.

You know you have a small apartment when Coco Pops echo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.

If your name was homework, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

Coffee just isn't my cup of tea.

My all time favorite! :cool:

If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?


Anyway, I have loads more but I cba listing them all.
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"shutup fool"

"I'm teaching fools some basic rules"

"eugoogoolizer.. one who speaks at funerals"

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."

guess the movie

Ill be back.
Im your father
I like boobs

You can't spell slaughter without laughter!

"Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you."

"I see no changes, wake up in the morning and i ask myself, is life worth living or should i blast myself" -tupac