Post: Joke of the Day #2
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11-07-2008, 10:45 PM
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#1: gobucks31
Wife's Funeral
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
11-10-2008, 06:34 PM
#20
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
A blonde woman is driving down a road with wheat field beside her. She see's another blonde woman in a row boat in the middle of the field, paddling like hell. The woman get's mad and pulls over. She yells to woman in the field, "Hey Bimbo! It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
11-10-2008, 07:07 PM
#22
Whitey
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Originally posted by FierceKnucks
A blonde woman is driving down a road with wheat field beside her. She see's another blonde woman in a row boat in the middle of the field, paddling like hell. The woman get's mad and pulls over. She yells to woman in the field, "Hey Bimbo! It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your ass!"
Funniest one I've heard yet. Humor is a little stale but....7/10.
11-10-2008, 07:27 PM
#23
Lordafi
Banned
Maybe it should be joke of the day :O
A blonde is trying to suicide. So later that day a man walks around, and sees a blonde hanging on a rope, and the rope is wrapped around her waist. So, he asks her:
"Why are you hanging on a rope?"
Blonde: " I wanted to suicide"
"then you should hang yourself on you neck"
Blonde: "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
lol
A blonde is trying to suicide. So later that day a man walks around, and sees a blonde hanging on a rope, and the rope is wrapped around her waist. So, he asks her:
"Why are you hanging on a rope?"
Blonde: " I wanted to suicide"
"then you should hang yourself on you neck"
Blonde: "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe!"
lol
11-10-2008, 07:55 PM
#24
[iRx]gobucks31
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11-10-2008, 08:14 PM
#25
11-11-2008, 01:40 AM
#26
[iRx]gobucks31
Guest
You need to make a theme or else it will be way too broad. However do that for the next time. Not my best joke but I'll save some good ones until we get themes
Joke Name- Wife's Funeral
Joke:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Joke Name- Wife's Funeral
Joke:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
11-11-2008, 01:59 AM
#27
Enzo
Brute
alright, heres mine:
tim walks into a bar and see his old friend bob. bob says "hey tim, whats up man haven't seen you in a while?"
tim replies " hey bob. oh, well i was studying relativity"
bob asks "relativity? whats that?"
tim answers " oh, its really simple, here, ill show you." tim asks" bob, lets say you own a grass cutter. do you own a grass cutter?"
bob replies "yes, yes i do"
tim goes "okay, so since you own a grass cutter, you probably have a house with a lawn to cut, right?"
bob answers " yea, i got a house"
tim says " okay, so you got a house, grass cutter, and you also are heterosexual, ya know, you like women?"
bob answers " yea"
tim says "okay, you got a house and your heterosexual, so you probably have a wife"
bob replies "yea, i got a wife"
tim goes " alright, house, wife, you probably have kids too"
bob goes" yea, i got 2 kids"
tim finally answers " well, thats relativity "
bob says "wow, thats pretty simple. thanks"
a few weeks pass and bob is in the bar again and joe walks in, a regular.
bob tells joe "hey, guess who i just saw a couple days ago?"
joe asks "who?"
bob says "tim"
joe asks "tim? boy i havent seen him a while, hows he doin?
bob replies " oh great. hes studying relativity"
joe asks " relativity? whats that"
bob trying to be smart asks joe "do you own a grass cutter, joe?
joe replies "no"
bob replies " well, then your a ****ing fag"
tim walks into a bar and see his old friend bob. bob says "hey tim, whats up man haven't seen you in a while?"
tim replies " hey bob. oh, well i was studying relativity"
bob asks "relativity? whats that?"
tim answers " oh, its really simple, here, ill show you." tim asks" bob, lets say you own a grass cutter. do you own a grass cutter?"
bob replies "yes, yes i do"
tim goes "okay, so since you own a grass cutter, you probably have a house with a lawn to cut, right?"
bob answers " yea, i got a house"
tim says " okay, so you got a house, grass cutter, and you also are heterosexual, ya know, you like women?"
bob answers " yea"
tim says "okay, you got a house and your heterosexual, so you probably have a wife"
bob replies "yea, i got a wife"
tim goes " alright, house, wife, you probably have kids too"
bob goes" yea, i got 2 kids"
tim finally answers " well, thats relativity "
bob says "wow, thats pretty simple. thanks"
a few weeks pass and bob is in the bar again and joe walks in, a regular.
bob tells joe "hey, guess who i just saw a couple days ago?"
joe asks "who?"
bob says "tim"
joe asks "tim? boy i havent seen him a while, hows he doin?
bob replies " oh great. hes studying relativity"
joe asks " relativity? whats that"
bob trying to be smart asks joe "do you own a grass cutter, joe?
joe replies "no"
bob replies " well, then your a ****ing fag"
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